tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4695691173899117479..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Taze me out at the ball game.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-66479531638920506582010-05-05T23:10:21.544-04:002010-05-05T23:10:21.544-04:00I just had to sing it:
Taze me out to the ballgam...I just had to sing it:<br /><br />Taze me out to the ballgame, taze me out in the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks, I don't care of I never get whacked. So it's root, root, root for the home team, if they don't win it's a taze! It's 1, 2, 3 tazes you're out at the old ball game!!<br /><br />It was quite amusing and now stuck in my head. <br /><br />-RobRevolver Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10745371069603827032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-10178483902953668562010-05-05T14:43:19.105-04:002010-05-05T14:43:19.105-04:00Dixie-- You mean you have to paint a stripe on the...<i>Dixie-- You mean you have to paint a stripe on the local cops so you can tell if they are walking or rolling??</i><br /><br />Thankfully I just set the mug down, otherwise there'd be coffee on my monitor.<br /><br />No, that's why they have those red stripes down the pants leg. (chuckle)Dixiehttp://dixiecarpetbagger.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-83461995482636279452010-05-04T23:34:11.636-04:002010-05-04T23:34:11.636-04:00Dixie-- You mean you have to paint a stripe on the...Dixie-- You mean you have to paint a stripe on the local cops so you can tell if they are walking or rolling??rickn8orhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911803300343351338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80635942772164754312010-05-04T22:10:00.484-04:002010-05-04T22:10:00.484-04:00"I suppose if somebody with a bad ticker got ..."I suppose if somebody with a bad ticker got extremely unlucky when getting zapped, it could stop their clock, but the alternatives, which range from a hickory shampoo at the bottom of a pigpile to a 115gr slug through the center of mass, are generally not known for their holistic health values, either."<br /><br />Beautiful, ma'am. That sentence alone is worth the price of admission.<br /><br />As to the Port Au Prince reference, the only thing that was "too soon" was that it stopped rockin' and rollin' before the western half of that island went all Hank Johnson... <br /><br />ATAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31971824321012743012010-05-04T21:35:07.580-04:002010-05-04T21:35:07.580-04:00It's Philly. Dude is lucky that the fans didn&...It's Philly. Dude is lucky that the fans didn't get a hold of him.<br /><br />We booed Santa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-67290776189057596362010-05-04T19:38:50.968-04:002010-05-04T19:38:50.968-04:00Matthew - I guess Greek sailors like their Greek s...Matthew - I guess Greek sailors like their Greek sailors curvy.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77527801933979995332010-05-04T18:33:38.056-04:002010-05-04T18:33:38.056-04:00The Greek Navy appears to have a similar problem. ...The Greek Navy appears to have a similar problem. <br /><br />http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fyybojcIff8z<br /><br />Perhaps its time to review the "baklava for buoyancy" program?Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05414687981098467556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-58538950101229687852010-05-04T16:46:43.022-04:002010-05-04T16:46:43.022-04:00Do not got to Philly to do stupid things. The fan...Do not got to Philly to do stupid things. The fans probably gave the cop a standing ovation.<br /><br />No to Krispy Kremes, probably cheesesteaks. Ummmm!<br /><br />GerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31629602051505546772010-05-04T15:51:45.826-04:002010-05-04T15:51:45.826-04:00Do you really need to be able to run a 6min mile, ...<i>Do you really need to be able to run a 6min mile, and have massive arms if your primary duties are writing tickets and rolling drunks?</i><br /><br />No, but I prefer my local mobile speed traps to be more healthy than me-- my local Sheriff makes me look <b>skinny</b>. <br /><br />As a group, my local PD has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book, more rolls than a bakery the day before Thanksgiving, and have probably kept the local Dunkin' Donuts in business since the truck stop closed.Dixiehttp://dixiecarpetbagger.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51227267369678037922010-05-04T15:16:08.315-04:002010-05-04T15:16:08.315-04:00For some reason, that picture just screams, "...For some reason, that picture just screams, "You will respect my autori-tay!" at me.cjnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-52417093351115165112010-05-04T14:48:24.110-04:002010-05-04T14:48:24.110-04:00The taser probably saved the offier's bad tick...The taser probably saved the offier's bad ticker. If not for the taser, he would still be chasing that kid. <br /><br />The Eagles should give him a try-out for punt returns.Bramnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29028457182538548332010-05-04T11:18:11.910-04:002010-05-04T11:18:11.910-04:00Indy 911 :)Indy 911 :)Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65446886815668598872010-05-04T10:25:55.535-04:002010-05-04T10:25:55.535-04:00Cops should be fit, if only because then they look...Cops should be fit, if only because then they look hawt in their uniforms. <br /><br />I'm just sayin'.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74134938956293499492010-05-04T09:43:16.508-04:002010-05-04T09:43:16.508-04:00Revenuers don't need to be "The Total Pac...Revenuers don't need to be "The Total Package- there's plenty of easy marks out there, and when they run out of easy marks, they'll fiddle with the Laws a bit and create more criminals out of thin air.....jimbob86noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18962835001441998252010-05-04T09:37:05.625-04:002010-05-04T09:37:05.625-04:00"I suppose if somebody with a bad ticker got ..."I suppose if somebody with a bad ticker got extremely unlucky when getting zapped, it could stop their clock"<br /><br />And of course couple the bad judgment that often comes from the type to be coked or cracked to the gills have with the ill effects the derivative of the coca plant have on ones heart.<br /><br />But hey, why rag on the PD for being a bit dumpy. Do you really need to be able to run a 6min mile, and have massive arms if your primary duties are writing tickets and rolling drunks?<br /><br />I mean personal protection is the job for people with carry permits! (Said tongue-in-cheek, but fortified with sad truth)Weer'd Beardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528978001340070552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-12655590000883932232010-05-04T09:34:20.767-04:002010-05-04T09:34:20.767-04:00Snark has no season.Snark has no season.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-46353249692952298492010-05-04T09:33:32.929-04:002010-05-04T09:33:32.929-04:00Naw, never too soon.Naw, never too soon.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28311129380361859462010-05-04T09:31:04.300-04:002010-05-04T09:31:04.300-04:00Officer Krispy Kreme's midsection was rolling ...<i>Officer Krispy Kreme's midsection was rolling and swaying like a sub-code tenement in downtown Port Au Prince</i><br /><br />Too soon.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16207808793722026516noreply@blogger.com