tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post5407961784642528647..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Zing!Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-27009958627310350732008-07-10T00:53:00.000-04:002008-07-10T00:53:00.000-04:00Okay, Kristopher, that's worthwhile advice.Well, i...Okay, Kristopher, that's worthwhile advice.<BR/><BR/>Well, it would be if I wanted an insecure, neurotic girlfriend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-16648057127884964662008-07-09T16:53:00.000-04:002008-07-09T16:53:00.000-04:00"It's like using a walk-through for a computer gam..."<I>It's like using a walk-through for a computer game.</I>"<BR/><BR/>LOL! :DTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60115534977708796342008-07-09T13:16:00.000-04:002008-07-09T13:16:00.000-04:00Cosmo is a good guide for men who want to pick-up ...Cosmo is a good guide for men who want to pick-up neurotic Cosmopolitan readers.<BR/><BR/>Read the articles in order to recognized the crap that Cosmo readers believe works. Then give them the answers they had been told to look for.<BR/><BR/>It's like using a walk-through for a computer game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-69741970710400406682008-07-09T12:17:00.000-04:002008-07-09T12:17:00.000-04:00As a testament to Tam's gunnie goodness, the phras...As a testament to Tam's gunnie goodness, the phrase "when it comes to dismantling Cosmo every month" made me think the link related to removing Cosmoline from a firearm.<BR/><BR/>LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62448000108347662052008-07-09T11:32:00.000-04:002008-07-09T11:32:00.000-04:00You faked all your orgasms?Too bad honey, all mine...You <I>faked</I> all your orgasms?<BR/><BR/>Too bad honey, all mine were great!<BR/>Maybe you should speak up next time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-26608752101067216582008-07-09T10:38:00.000-04:002008-07-09T10:38:00.000-04:00You're right: I love her.You're right: I love her.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-86711204981918447152008-07-09T09:05:00.000-04:002008-07-09T09:05:00.000-04:00"No matter how cute she is, somebody, somewhere, i...<I>"No matter how cute she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her bullshit."</I><BR/><BR/>(Ancient Daisy Hollow proverb)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-83044514992023874802008-07-09T07:56:00.000-04:002008-07-09T07:56:00.000-04:00Funny stuff! She's right about the old version. I ...Funny stuff! <BR/><BR/>She's right about the old version. I have one from like 1912 or so, including adverts by Colt, S&W, and H&R.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13081057339468463062008-07-08T22:12:00.001-04:002008-07-08T22:12:00.001-04:00Maybe I should just stick to books, red wine and a...Maybe I should just stick to books, red wine and ammunition.Turk Turonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648721047835980871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57668832186478072632008-07-08T22:12:00.000-04:002008-07-08T22:12:00.000-04:00I don't know. I've never actually kipled.I don't know. I've never actually kipled.CGHillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03789097361138861462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-49987529553075729332008-07-08T21:33:00.000-04:002008-07-08T21:33:00.000-04:00>>>>Rudyard freakin' Kipling! Kipling! Jeez you le...>>>>Rudyard freakin' Kipling! <<<<<BR/><BR/>Kipling! Jeez you learn something new every day.Reno Sepulvedahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12043842171416106634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87796597092286024042008-07-08T20:16:00.000-04:002008-07-08T20:16:00.000-04:00Women can have orgasms? Really?Women can have orgasms? Really?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23148426974254198332008-07-08T19:21:00.000-04:002008-07-08T19:21:00.000-04:00I have to conclude that Cosmo is geared towards in...I have to conclude that Cosmo is geared towards incredibly stupid women, assuming that the cover is representative of the articles within. Every issue features a groundbreaking investigative expose of what men really want. From sex.<BR/><BR/>Damn, and here all we guys have striven so hard to be mysterious and enigmatic concerning sex. If there exists a grown woman unsure of what men wantm physically, she;s too damn stupid to read it in Cosmo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14082082060260031722008-07-08T19:19:00.000-04:002008-07-08T19:19:00.000-04:00Maybe all that dude needs a double-dose of TMI.Maybe all that dude needs a double-dose of TMI.Turk Turonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648721047835980871noreply@blogger.com