tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7004992454109646115..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Brace for nomex bathrobes...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39032681694779234522009-06-13T20:27:53.404-04:002009-06-13T20:27:53.404-04:00Since most of the victims were in their 80's, ...Since most of the victims were in their 80's, I'd rather not visualize that cooking in the nude thing.markmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-3015343478252104102009-06-13T09:56:12.381-04:002009-06-13T09:56:12.381-04:00"Even though we had passing flammability test..."Even though we had passing flammability tests from accredited overseas labs for each lot of the chenille robes which we imported..."<br /><br />"Accredited" and "overseas labs".... snerk...... I see yer proll'em rawt there......<br /><br />-jimbobjimbob86noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76810494713494783672009-06-13T02:43:26.393-04:002009-06-13T02:43:26.393-04:00Depending on the cook, I would also chime in in fa...Depending on the cook, I would also chime in in favor of nude cooking.<br /><br />I'd suggest that to a certain red headed cook that I know frequents this blog, but I fear she may be a better shot than I am.Warthoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10507247914387544169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18684723096041458402009-06-12T22:19:35.755-04:002009-06-12T22:19:35.755-04:00While I was living in Ukraine the #2 reason for ap...<i>While I was living in Ukraine the #2 reason for apartment fires, after smoking in bed, was drying underwear over the gas stove.</i><br /><br />See! That's why I come to Tam's place everyday. <br />No where else on the whole damn innernets would you find such vital information.<br /><br />BOT, I'm guessing that 80 yo ladies will also have trouble with that whole "Stop, drop, and roll" thing.<br />Wait... "Five of the six victims were female, and all five were cooking at the time of the incidents." <br />So what was the dude doing?daddyquatrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845283760860562110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89530586012985456282009-06-12T19:54:07.905-04:002009-06-12T19:54:07.905-04:00While I was living in Ukraine the #2 reason for ap...While I was living in Ukraine the #2 reason for apartment fires, after smoking in bed, was drying underwear over the gas stove.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-83079792318631665992009-06-12T17:53:54.103-04:002009-06-12T17:53:54.103-04:00EMS: Interrupting natural selection since the days...EMS: Interrupting natural selection since the days of Johnny Gage and Roy DeSoto.JohnMXLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02671095673014400915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-38036439354985191942009-06-12T13:39:21.356-04:002009-06-12T13:39:21.356-04:00I bet seeing Grandma Frickert go up really freaked...I bet seeing Grandma Frickert go up really freaked some cats right the hell out.OAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-26520452684391501222009-06-12T13:38:11.022-04:002009-06-12T13:38:11.022-04:00Doesn't even need to be flame retardent per se...Doesn't even need to be flame retardent per se, just not fluffy high surface area cotton chenille, which looks *exactly* like the fluff I used to help start fires with in the Boy Scouts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39734720126033497572009-06-12T13:12:40.293-04:002009-06-12T13:12:40.293-04:00I vote for cooking in the nude. I encourage my sig...I vote for cooking in the nude. I encourage my significant other to do it as frequently as possible. <br /><br />Only bacon presents a problem and then, I suggest a flame retardant apron. <br /><br />-RobRevolver Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10745371069603827032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21764279929063079632009-06-12T12:57:12.163-04:002009-06-12T12:57:12.163-04:00But...if it weren't for people like this Burni...But...if it weren't for people like this Burning Man would have no relevance.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87186358360054848522009-06-12T12:01:45.584-04:002009-06-12T12:01:45.584-04:00One of my sigfiles is:
"Warning labels thwar...One of my sigfiles is:<br /><br />"Warning labels thwart the purpose of natural selection." <br /><br />I use that at work. A lot. <br /><br />Half of those reported involved women in their 80's? Y'see a trend there, Scooter? <br /><br />Ban chenille robes. It's for the grannies!<br /><br />Regards,<br />Rabbit.Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09924556230506190220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76046209900653559612009-06-12T11:27:32.892-04:002009-06-12T11:27:32.892-04:00Pakistan... wonder if the dye process used has a l...Pakistan... wonder if the dye process used has a little contamination in it. <br /><br />A cotton robe, not so bad. But if every ~100'th robe off the line is a little nitrated, I could see some problems arising.<br /><br />Nitrocellulose is not my first choice in textiles...Dr. StrangeGunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03349076338197668654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1638390545445517932009-06-12T10:09:19.859-04:002009-06-12T10:09:19.859-04:00"Three of the victims were in their 80s, the ..."Three of the victims were in their 80s, the CPSC said."<br /><br />Not quite as absurd when you see this. I have a hard time picturing my grandmother yanking off a bathrobe in a hurry (or anything else in a hurry for that matter).<br /><br />"Five of the six victims were female,"<br /><br />So I guess this makes it a bad thing for me to tell my girlfriend to get her bitch ass back in the kitchen.Laughingdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07788824586959334168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30003663162213645852009-06-12T09:02:43.435-04:002009-06-12T09:02:43.435-04:00And..... why should we attempt to thwart the will ...And..... why should we attempt to thwart the will of Lord Darwin? I say we hand out matches and flammable underwear...Carteachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08468700184940877315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40559474915659277192009-06-12T09:02:28.434-04:002009-06-12T09:02:28.434-04:00Another option could be cooking in the nude. I, pe...Another option could be cooking in the nude. I, personally, would avoid frying bacon, though!<br /><br />JonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com