tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7712604111877659147..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: You might be a jerk if...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-83852561861265152892010-03-17T02:35:14.263-04:002010-03-17T02:35:14.263-04:00I'd suspect that in a fictional comedy setting...I'd suspect that in a fictional comedy setting, the idea of an old(er) geezer that wanders around Wal-Mart looking for children whom can be stealthily whacked in the back of the head would be hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28334791142191732942010-03-13T18:26:52.116-05:002010-03-13T18:26:52.116-05:00The children he punches are not viable!
Stop viol...The children he punches are not viable!<br /><br />Stop violating his right to his body. We must respect the pro-key punching position even if we would not personally exercise such a constitutional right.<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28581136088604702082010-03-13T13:00:02.954-05:002010-03-13T13:00:02.954-05:00How well do geriatric men who randomly assault lit...How well do geriatric men who randomly assault little children do in Ohio correctional institutions, in regards to relations with other inmates?<br /><br />Convict him of X counts of aggravated assault, maximum penalty for each one, and let the problem work itself out.AP/CPnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-12807016553205386302010-03-13T09:48:01.420-05:002010-03-13T09:48:01.420-05:00Wait, you say punching people in the head with you...Wait, you say punching people in the head with your keys in your hand is fun? I'd never thought about that before! Here, let me try . . . .Hunsdonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05188706369004532171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65760854849465772492010-03-13T05:56:59.606-05:002010-03-13T05:56:59.606-05:00How thoughtful. The news article conveniently supp...How thoughtful. The news article conveniently supplies his home address, as did an earlier news story.Shanenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62300383575556850002010-03-12T23:36:54.465-05:002010-03-12T23:36:54.465-05:00Dead.. Man.. Walking.. Just not for longDead.. Man.. Walking.. Just not for longidahohunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10095520779775041014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59850675707319732612010-03-12T23:21:38.740-05:002010-03-12T23:21:38.740-05:00I wonder if he ever showed up here.I wonder if he ever showed up <a href="http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/" rel="nofollow">here</a>.Chas S. Cliftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923547685265741325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87537029818834232742010-03-12T23:09:37.165-05:002010-03-12T23:09:37.165-05:00That sounds like assault with a weapon to me. I do...That sounds like assault with a weapon to me. I don't believe I would beat him down if he did that to one of my kids, pretty sure I would put a bullet in him. One punch can be deadly to an adult, and especially a kid.daethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16583929774765267764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44545113550514045782010-03-12T22:52:59.387-05:002010-03-12T22:52:59.387-05:00You might be a jerk with a seriously-beaten-down a...<i>You might be a jerk</i> <i><b>with a seriously-beaten-down ass</b></i> <i>if...</i><br /><br />that were one of my children. Hell with medieval; I'm going Stone Age on that ass.Brandonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010868377109696846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-37199858313787913792010-03-12T22:30:20.342-05:002010-03-12T22:30:20.342-05:00Maybe the guy was teaching Middle School.Maybe the guy was teaching Middle School.atlharphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02038518966004553345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-37294894182312909762010-03-12T22:11:49.503-05:002010-03-12T22:11:49.503-05:00Dude better give thanks to whatever deity he holds...Dude better give thanks to whatever deity he holds to that he never laid a hand on one of my kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-20800929126834883382010-03-12T19:25:45.117-05:002010-03-12T19:25:45.117-05:00That's it! We have to start banning keys in t...That's it! We have to start banning keys in the hands of people over 65 years old. <br /><br />We won't get too carried away, just a few common sense restrictions.<br /><br />or better yet, just hand the creep over to a couple grandfathers who will explain to him why his behavior is unacceptable.<br /><br />Personally I would have a hard time hitting a 68 year old man, but I have a 75 year old father who would be happy to pound the crap out of him for a while.Davidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39029000503578954262010-03-12T19:08:27.395-05:002010-03-12T19:08:27.395-05:00"...has no history of this behavior..."
..."...has no history of this behavior..."<br /><br />That she knows of, at leastjoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14981428927321701616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51865735982600965932010-03-12T19:05:23.126-05:002010-03-12T19:05:23.126-05:00It's the Columbus Monster!
You know about the...It's the Columbus Monster!<br /><br />You know about the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Monster" rel="nofollow">London</a> one, right?staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-3322187508290604012010-03-12T19:00:30.861-05:002010-03-12T19:00:30.861-05:00What this guy really needs is five minutes with me...What this guy really needs is five minutes with me. As a father, I could explain to him in detail why his behavior isn't appropriate. No drugs needed except for the morphine drip while he recovers.lorenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011213166003657827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21711074242958625062010-03-12T18:57:29.914-05:002010-03-12T18:57:29.914-05:00That'd be the damnedest breacher I've ever...That'd be the damnedest breacher I've ever seen. Then again he might just come up with the right key the first time and save the trouble of shooting the hinges.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-27263139218696904422010-03-12T18:33:31.516-05:002010-03-12T18:33:31.516-05:00Maybe he should get a job with the US Department o...Maybe he should get a job with the US Department of Education's SWAT team...Dranghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082177597135236652noreply@blogger.com