tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7943054282109074013..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: I'm not much on Huckabee...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40827311068896541512007-11-15T20:44:00.000-05:002007-11-15T20:44:00.000-05:00oa, now a lawnmower rally, that would be somethin....oa, now a lawnmower rally, that would be somethin.<BR/><BR/>Good luck finding a safe ('non-fatal') place to watch one corner.<BR/>"Car on the course!" "Blades engaged!" A <I>tactical</I> lawnmower...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36948530197566906142007-11-15T19:06:00.000-05:002007-11-15T19:06:00.000-05:00"oa, quit digging. Take it like a man."Should I ha..."oa, quit digging. Take it like a man."<BR/><BR/>Should I have gone with the limp dick "yes, dear"?<BR/><BR/>And I still say WRC is a superior product to NASCAR. But then, so's lawnmower racin'...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56791369983415629642007-11-15T18:17:00.000-05:002007-11-15T18:17:00.000-05:00oa, quit digging. Take it like a man.The reason sh...oa, quit digging. Take it like a man.<BR/><BR/>The reason she's not running is way simple: when you have an M-203, you don't <I>have</I> to run. And that's not just me talking: I have it from Lyle Bouck, MOH, who stopped the VI Panzerarmee <I>cold</I> with one mortar, set to eighty-effin-nine degrees.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-80898494744971966712007-11-15T13:38:00.000-05:002007-11-15T13:38:00.000-05:00"Can it be a tactical apron? Is vodka okay?"Only i..."Can it be a tactical apron? Is vodka okay?"<BR/><BR/>Only if it's black. Camo is for that guy with the NASCAR sticker on his lawn mower (can't figure out why more NASCAR fans don't dig WRC. cars, dirt, drunken fans building fires and eating game on the side of the road. it's like the infield at Talladega save in the woods. what's not to like?). And no, vodka certainly isn't okay. Christ, look around you. Bourbon or it's bastard cousin, sippin' whiskey only. Moonshine's fine, so long as it's not that damnable stuff made with sugar. Or are you able to play the "Sky's my people's vodka" card? At which point you'll have to accept being called "The Iron Valkyrie" at least twice a week, though I'm sure they used stainless. "Stainless Valkyrie" just sounds too tactical.<BR/><BR/>"auto-maintenance"<BR/><BR/>You need a quart of blinker fluid, and your franklin rod's stovepiped. Don't know that I'd trust it for the road.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17506804713617075652007-11-15T13:07:00.000-05:002007-11-15T13:07:00.000-05:00Lawn care and auto-maintenance.... the two most im...Lawn care and auto-maintenance.... the two most important things men can offer women.Zendo Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00094772654735415974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-86994849494478091102007-11-15T12:52:00.000-05:002007-11-15T12:52:00.000-05:00oa - that's my point. She'd be just as good as any...oa - that's my point. She'd be just as good as any candidate, and probably better than a few.bredahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00216098318849287384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31953859810466100682007-11-15T12:43:00.000-05:002007-11-15T12:43:00.000-05:00"Only if you stop drinking beer and buy and apron...."<I>Only if you stop drinking beer and buy and apron.</I>"<BR/><BR/>Can it be a tactical apron? Is vodka okay?Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44723746979633751342007-11-15T12:39:00.000-05:002007-11-15T12:39:00.000-05:00Only if you stop drinking beer and buy and apron.A...Only if you stop drinking beer and buy and apron.<BR/><BR/>And I would have pushed for a car wash, if'n I were you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85691037894447005112007-11-15T12:29:00.000-05:002007-11-15T12:29:00.000-05:00"Takes the shine off of it, no? Or did I piddle on..."<I>Takes the shine off of it, no? Or did I piddle on an estrogen party?</I>"<BR/><BR/>You honestly don't get it, do you?<BR/><BR/>Never mind. Go back outside and finish changing my tire. :pTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33259455611026073042007-11-15T11:19:00.000-05:002007-11-15T11:19:00.000-05:00"why isn't SHE running?"Because she's even less qu..."why isn't SHE running?"<BR/><BR/>Because she's even less qualified than the complete and utter tools that are running.<BR/><BR/>Remember, Bush has shot guns and flown in a plane, too. Eco Pope Gore even played with some of Uncle Sugar's toys. <BR/><BR/>Takes the shine off of it, no? Or did I piddle on an estrogen party?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81620630401368715362007-11-15T09:50:00.000-05:002007-11-15T09:50:00.000-05:00why isn't SHE running?why isn't SHE running?bredahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00216098318849287384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-39812242590775401622007-11-15T09:44:00.000-05:002007-11-15T09:44:00.000-05:00Yup. Now there's a woman one might vote for.Yup. Now there's a woman one might vote for.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-34807094365525487462007-11-15T09:33:00.000-05:002007-11-15T09:33:00.000-05:00My wife carried the M-203 grenade launcher for her...My wife carried the M-203 grenade launcher for her platoon when she was in the Army. After I heard that it was true love...B.S. philosopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991238092700083612noreply@blogger.com