tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post9200567115022671199..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Close the polls.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-47188409962662718382010-07-12T19:40:03.763-04:002010-07-12T19:40:03.763-04:00They happily tout a self-defense weapon that requi...They happily tout a self-defense weapon that requires two hands to operate as being more preferable. <br /><br />And it is proudly available in "Pacific Ninja" coloring. <br /><br />Nice.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-3454302710739835092010-07-12T18:54:36.709-04:002010-07-12T18:54:36.709-04:00Must be French.
That is all.Must be French.<br /><br />That is all.Tomhttp://www.mygunculture.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-82486625115712375862010-07-12T14:09:47.906-04:002010-07-12T14:09:47.906-04:00Sure the gun is dumb, but when is Armalaser going ...Sure the gun is dumb, but when is Armalaser going to offer the YOU'RE GOING TO DIE SKULL option for the laser on my .40! That is just freaking awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19646162417612558482010-07-12T10:24:02.874-04:002010-07-12T10:24:02.874-04:00They forgot to mention the best feature, if they g...They forgot to mention the best feature, if they get enought investors who want to triple their money in two months, production of this 'new concept' non-lethal, except when you choke on it, almost gun thingy will create full employment in the 16 civilized states that still love Obama.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-49638455395471520342010-07-12T09:59:10.747-04:002010-07-12T09:59:10.747-04:00The bayonet was what got me, too . . . it looks li...The bayonet was what got me, too . . . it looks like it'd be easier to open up your own arm with it than anything.<br /><br />On the other hand, this thing is not considered a handgun under Chicago law, since it's touted as being designed to require two hands to fire (though I notice that if you leave it clipped to your belt, you can pop off shots forward and backwards with one hand.)<br /><br />I'm picturing what happens when Lucky Lou the Security Guard tries to swivel this thing on his belt and get the bad guy, who swats the gun really hard. Lucky Lou's got no control of the weapon, it seems to me, and the bad guy is, in accordance with his complex internal motivations, about to do really bad things to Lucky Lou, unless Lou turns out to be a good boxer or the kind of dirty, dishonest man who would carry a knife or a J-frame in addition to his civilized weapon.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15824445546892392815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-35653893990135862512010-07-12T03:00:50.379-04:002010-07-12T03:00:50.379-04:00I see from the earlier comments I'm not the on...I see from the earlier comments I'm not the only one who started zithering the Star Wars theme around 4:00 or so....<br /><br />Am I the only proponent of a .45 caliber cell phone?<br />Hey! Bill Clinton said you could fight crime more effectively with a cell phone than a gun.<br /><br />Define "Cell Phone"crash burnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13659963286231170013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70478109847373665572010-07-12T01:47:12.649-04:002010-07-12T01:47:12.649-04:00At the 2:00 mark:
"Resistant to children and...At the 2:00 mark:<br /><br />"Resistant to children and accidents, of small caliber, short range and rotating handle of percussion."<br /><br />That whole sentence reads like a Japanese t-shirt. Beware the children of small caliber and short range. <br /><br />At 2:46, apparently use by teddy bears is strictly verboten.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-78617585639225742732010-07-12T01:04:30.532-04:002010-07-12T01:04:30.532-04:00I suppose it might make a lousy club with a few ye...I suppose it might make a lousy club with a few years' R&D.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-69350892435699902172010-07-11T21:05:05.847-04:002010-07-11T21:05:05.847-04:00Og, Your a thinkin man. Draw up some plans. We nee...Og, Your a thinkin man. Draw up some plans. We need R&D on this. Investors we need investors! Perhaps GE would be interested. WOW the snowball is rollin NOW! Or would that be tactical rollin? <br /><br />WV: thsmaker, its a sign!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11281948858725073192010-07-11T21:01:54.511-04:002010-07-11T21:01:54.511-04:00Looks like a StarWars Shot-Saber.Looks like a StarWars Shot-Saber.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50068794523988147492010-07-11T19:06:40.844-04:002010-07-11T19:06:40.844-04:00A piece of equipment with 26 features is NOT a pie...A piece of equipment with 26 features is NOT a piece of emergency equipment.<br /><br />"New idea", as though there were never <a href="http://www.collectorsfirearms.com/admin/product_details.php?itemID=34714" rel="nofollow">truncheon guns</a> before.<br /><br />And <a href="http://www.allposters.com/-sp/An-Unequal-Match-the-Truncheon-is-No-Match-for-the-Gun-Posters_i1880831_.htm" rel="nofollow">this picture</a> is apposite.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43490069826565792062010-07-11T18:40:04.937-04:002010-07-11T18:40:04.937-04:00P.s. Can you load actual .38 Special cartridges ho...P.s. Can you load actual .38 Special cartridges holding solid lead bullets into the thing?<br /><br />Somebody should create an article about this on Encyclopedia Dramatica.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81852971056343421962010-07-11T18:33:55.068-04:002010-07-11T18:33:55.068-04:00I thought that the purpose of keeping a weapon was...I thought that the purpose of keeping a weapon was to get you out of trouble. That thing seems designed to get you into trouble.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29400087677528030322010-07-11T18:32:23.961-04:002010-07-11T18:32:23.961-04:00And when not in use as a civilized, nonlethal home...And when not in use as a civilized, nonlethal home defense weapon it can be mounted in an optional, stylish stand to make a handy paper towel dispenser for the kitchen or bath...Moriartynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89217310887089945482010-07-11T18:09:40.276-04:002010-07-11T18:09:40.276-04:00Did you see the address of the company which manuf...Did you see the address of the company which manufactures this "weapon?"<br /><br />Rua das Cerejeiras lot 47/48 <br />Amora Seixal 2840-247 Portugal<br /><br />Now you just know that anything made in Amora Seixal just has to be good.<br /><br />http://begane.en.ec21.com/Chris Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12730570977897344874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75836403861229986512010-07-11T18:04:00.347-04:002010-07-11T18:04:00.347-04:00"No way to dual weild"
BS. Make the &qu..."No way to dual weild"<br /><br />BS. Make the "barrel" clip to the belt and stay non rotating, Then use a bowlfeed to introduce new ammo. And an electric motor to fire.<br /><br /><br />Wait, di i just invent the gatling gun again? <br /><br />I hate it when that happens.oghttp://www.neanderpundit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-7981185499958487672010-07-11T18:02:08.849-04:002010-07-11T18:02:08.849-04:00I was quite surprised by the bajonet thing. "...I was quite surprised by the bajonet thing. "To be used in the critical moment of reloading."<br /><br />Yeah, probably made of rubber, to make it non-lethal, or what?T.Stahlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05351094909296928284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85612755043261093642010-07-11T17:34:46.992-04:002010-07-11T17:34:46.992-04:00Oops I take all that back. No way to dual weild.Oops I take all that back. No way to dual weild.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77865340895861624022010-07-11T17:31:29.107-04:002010-07-11T17:31:29.107-04:00Wow so inovative. Such closed minds shame on you a...Wow so inovative. Such closed minds shame on you all. everyone should buy three or four of these and take them to the range. Or for that matter just shoot around the house it is non leathal. Practice a few tactical rolls. Get a feel for the application, its got a bayonett just like a glock for the love of God. I can't wait for a carbine and rifle variant. This could turn the self defence world on its head. WOW, WOW .........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-69283170122269511282010-07-11T17:07:13.497-04:002010-07-11T17:07:13.497-04:00I can think of a couple of downsides to this thing...I can think of a couple of downsides to this thing:<br /><br />1. Used against certain individuals, it's guaranteed to <i>really piss them off;</i><br /><br />2. Once that pissed-off individual takes it away from you, it's really going to hurt when he <i>shoves it up to the <b>tsuba</b> up your ass.</i>Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11402651457453813639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2945620566878505432010-07-11T16:42:41.756-04:002010-07-11T16:42:41.756-04:00"rotating handle of percussion"?
OMFGIH!..."rotating handle of percussion"?<br />OMFGIH!!! I haven't seen this this much fail since ... um ... ever.<br />They will sell tons east of Suez and south of the Rio Grande. And I won't be a bit surprised if the PDs of NYC, LA and Chicago are forced by their mayors to carry these things. May St. Michael preserve them.Stretchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44420109858400479412010-07-11T15:47:00.835-04:002010-07-11T15:47:00.835-04:00That reminds me of a flick I saw, years back. Wha...That reminds me of a flick I saw, years back. What was the name? Maybe, "Doofus Is As Doofus Does"? Something like that...Desertrathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09860257698839313423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64536843536787992292010-07-11T14:45:55.245-04:002010-07-11T14:45:55.245-04:00This monstrosity reminds me of two things-- the ol...This monstrosity reminds me of two things-- the old veloco-dog revolvers and Han's quote from the first Star Wars.Dixiehttp://dixiecarpetbagger.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23854636677288800622010-07-11T14:45:00.045-04:002010-07-11T14:45:00.045-04:00Well, I do sometimes look at my carry gun and say,...Well, I do sometimes look at my carry gun and say, "You know, I don't feel like a big tool today...I think that some sort of stripey-colored, umbrella-looking stick hanging off my belt would fix that."Sarahhttp://sarahandmom.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73752831526607113302010-07-11T14:29:54.160-04:002010-07-11T14:29:54.160-04:00We I for one am a fan of anything that uses a scro...We I for one am a fan of anything that uses a scrolling "Star Wars" marquee effect. <br /><br />That's the part that awakened my inner fanboyStandard Mischiefhttp://standardmischief.com/blog/noreply@blogger.com