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Monday, October 20, 2008
Swords: They're ____in' dangerous!
A series of public serviceannouncements that will make you pee yourself laughing. (Frequent dropping of the F-bomb, so don't crank up the audio if you're working the receptionist's desk at the convent today.)
He's missing an important element, here. This is the 21st century, after all. I think he needs to do a segment on lightsabers. Especially the blue ones.
I feel confident that there are, or soon will be, actual British PSAs on this very subject, now that the sword ban is in place
On the other hand, if we saw swords on a television programme we might be tempted to rush out and dispatch someone immediately, such is the deadly attraction of the cold steel.
As it stands we can't get a sword unless we can satisfy the seller that we have got sufficient public liability insurance to meet the vague laws that are in place. Unless the sword is straight, of course, in which case there's no problem buying it.
I feel confident that there are, or soon will be, actual British PSAs on this very subject, now that the sword ban is in place.
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Oh My God. was that funny!
ReplyDeleteHe's missing an important element, here. This is the 21st century, after all. I think he needs to do a segment on lightsabers. Especially the blue ones.
ReplyDeleteI feel confident that there are, or soon will be, actual British PSAs on this very subject, now that the sword ban is in place
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, if we saw swords on a television programme we might be tempted to rush out and dispatch someone immediately, such is the deadly attraction of the cold steel.
As it stands we can't get a sword unless we can satisfy the seller that we have got sufficient public liability insurance to meet the vague laws that are in place. Unless the sword is straight, of course, in which case there's no problem buying it.