Anyhow, Marko tweeted:
I still recall the crushing disappointment when I found out that paralegals aren't in fact airborne lawyers.
— Marko Kloos (@markokloos) July 4, 2012
To which I replied:
@markokloos "Fighting counsel, from the sky/litigate and jump and die/two undergrads will test today/and only one will earn an attache."
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) July 4, 2012
Feel free to add more verses...
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I'm not worthy.
ReplyDeleteTrained to leave no case unplanned
ReplyDeleteTrained in trial, hand to hand
They litigate by night and day
And all are in the ABA
Aawww, Gawd, not that! Air Mobile LAWERS?!?!?! Ain't they bad enough in Courtrooms? And who's the commanding Ossifer? Gen. Matlock? (God rest his soul, Ron Howard's an orphan...)
ReplyDeleteWith student loans, they are a-cursed
ReplyDeleteThese are men, America's worst
Never meaning what they say
Exorbitant fees, we have to pay
ExubanKevin wins the internet...
ReplyDeleteAll The Best,
Frank W. James
Amazing stuff, people!
ReplyDeleteThey study hard to know the law,And learn their lines up through a straw. Yes these are the people of the american bar. Look their goes another in his foreign made car.
ReplyDeleteCIII
Killing myself laughing here folks.
ReplyDeleteGold!
A young wife, she cries today
ReplyDeleteHer young lawyer has gone away
Sent to prison, he’s locked up daily
Stole clients’ money just like F Lee Bailey
Gerry
I would expect this to be the TO&E-authorized weapon for airborne lawyers.
ReplyDeletePower ties and business dress
ReplyDeleteWe are the folks you all detest
One thousand suits we’ll file today
We get rich while others pay!
Airborne lawyers? This calls for a haiku!
ReplyDeletelaws bend at my will
a priori assumption
opps, damn gravity
Schlock Mercenary - Partnership Collective
ReplyDeleteambos chased from up on high,
ReplyDeleteextorting dough with lie on lie,
porsche and rolex score who is best,
it matters not whose life is messed
Put rolex bling
ReplyDeleteUpon his wrist.
In front of the judge,
He looks real pissed.
the jury's out,
Another day.
to make him earn,
His attache'.
MC
Really, with the average bar passage rate here in IN, shouldn't it read: "teneight will earn an attache" ?
ReplyDeleteWhat the...
ReplyDeleteOkay, one more time:
Ten undergrads will test today
Only eight will earn an attache.
But I share Marko's sentiment, at least indirectly. As ti turns out, despite the whole 'albino assassin monk' thing, the Church Militant involves far less weapons handling and small unit tactics than I had hoped.
ReplyDeleteActually the 82nd Airborne Division and the 18th Airborne Corps both have legal sections. So they really do have "para" legals. And Airborne Lawyers.
ReplyDeleteold Airborne trooper