tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post100783127334010631..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: And it's a dessert topping!Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-79770061049751494222007-05-24T14:01:00.000-04:002007-05-24T14:01:00.000-04:00Many of these petrol based products are also good ...Many of these petrol based products are also good for removing adhesive residue from glass, metal and the like. Be careful with plastics tho, might remove the plastic along with the adhesive.<BR/><BR/>When I was a youngun, my uncle drove a propane truck. During summers I'd sometimes ride along with him on his route. When he would find a wasp nest under the lid to the propane tank, he would stick the propane hose just under the lid and open the valve for a couple seconds. Freeze dried wasps! And the dense propane cloud was a show of it's own!<BR/><BR/>And yep, it stunk to high heavens.<BR/><BR/>-ŠhardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65884265807121559532007-05-24T09:42:00.000-04:002007-05-24T09:42:00.000-04:00A brazilian...As in "how many is a brazilian".That...A brazilian...<BR/><BR/>As in "how many is a brazilian".<BR/><BR/>That's Bush humor. I recognize that. Heh.<BR/><BR/>Badminton rackets work pretty good, too, except usually you have to go find 'em after you swat 'em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-3769830611849254212007-05-23T22:03:00.000-04:002007-05-23T22:03:00.000-04:00Tam, THIS is what you need:http://tinyurl.com/26m8...Tam, THIS is what you need:<BR/><BR/>http://tinyurl.com/26m8tvAmbulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57812796979295110262007-05-23T21:57:00.000-04:002007-05-23T21:57:00.000-04:00And leaves a nice minty scent, too!And leaves a nice minty scent, too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85524435930879578202007-05-23T21:36:00.000-04:002007-05-23T21:36:00.000-04:00These work pretty good too:http://www.asseenontv.c...These work pretty good too:<BR/><BR/>http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/bug_zapper.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28046776508632918602007-05-23T21:15:00.000-04:002007-05-23T21:15:00.000-04:00Food grade silicone spray seems to kill them on co...Food grade silicone spray seems to kill them on contact and it is a dam good lubricant.jon spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10886632644249920124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57148193127800608742007-05-23T21:12:00.000-04:002007-05-23T21:12:00.000-04:00Good one, Kristopher. There is no reason for any w...Good one, Kristopher. There is no reason for any woman in this country to be lonely. A drop of Hoppe's behind one ear, and WD40 behind the other, and real men won't be able to resist. 'Course you might meet some girls too, but those would be women of quality.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77760107898610030212007-05-23T17:25:00.000-04:002007-05-23T17:25:00.000-04:00I sometimes get giant carpenter bees in my basemen...I sometimes get giant carpenter bees in my basement.<BR/><BR/>Since it's a basement and I don't want to fume myself out, I just use a wimpy spring-fired BB pistol at very short range.<BR/><BR/>Kills the bee-jesus out of 'em.<BR/><BR/>(Fortunately the basement is barely-finished and the sheetrock is halfass, or I'd worry about the dents of the occasional miss.)Sigivaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16152366541957466049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33761343014139132662007-05-23T16:33:00.000-04:002007-05-23T16:33:00.000-04:00It's not as good as Hoppes #9 as a cologne.It's not as good as Hoppes #9 as a cologne.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2090189952423993812007-05-23T14:27:00.000-04:002007-05-23T14:27:00.000-04:00is there nothing it can't do?It can't be used as a...<I>is there nothing it can't do?</I><BR/><BR/>It can't be used as a sexual lubricant. At least, I don't <I>think</I> it can, and I'm not willing to test that theory. I've had enough of painful, burning sensations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-54317856458468150302007-05-23T12:45:00.000-04:002007-05-23T12:45:00.000-04:00My grandfather had a recipie for a concoction of o...My grandfather had a recipie for a concoction of odd and unusual aromatic hydrocarbons that was absolutely the cat's nuts on flying stinging thingies. Worked pretty good on fire ants, too. Of course, he was also a huge proponent of a topical poultice of a nice-sized cud of Mail Pouch chewing tobacco for wasp stings, too. He was always battling yellowjackets and red wasps in his toolshed every summer. At least the building was made of steel framing and corrugated tin so when the Wasp Death Mix sparked off 'accidentally' there was no damage to property, save and except an occasional nest. <BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/>Rabbit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-10823640733538994122007-05-23T11:33:00.000-04:002007-05-23T11:33:00.000-04:00I love Gun Scrubber, but I find I get more bang fo...I love Gun Scrubber, but I find I get more bang for my buck with the store brand of brake cleaner from my local auto parts store, so that's what I use for my firearms. I keep a can in my kit at work, too. Have to mess around with an engine? Spray it with some brake cleaner to degrease. Have to make some pavement paint stick on some greasy pavement? Spray the area with brake cleaner and wipe it with a shop rag before spraying. Time to take some of the built-up shoe-polish off my boots? Brake cleaner and a throw-away rag. Shotguns, rifles, pistols all obviously get the full treatment outside. (Don't cut loose inside-- it'll make you higher'n a kite in short order.)<BR/><BR/>Bugs do, in fact, die quickly. <BR/><BR/>A spray in the trash keeps the dogs out of it, too. <BR/><BR/>$1.99 for a BIG aerosol can. Find 'em on sale, and buy a case. I stay away from the carbeurator cleaner, though-- they use several different formulas, some of which either leave a residue or attack synthetic stocks.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77073942940367205342007-05-23T10:49:00.000-04:002007-05-23T10:49:00.000-04:00LOL...There used to be a couple of medics who did ...LOL...<BR/><BR/>There used to be a couple of medics who did a popular series of comedy hunting videos - TK and Mike.<BR/><BR/>One of their bits was advertising their own "TK and Mike Brand" products.<BR/><BR/>One was a cold remedy. The slogan was :<BR/><BR/>"It's the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, waking up nekkid in the front yard and don't give a damn so you can rest medicine! And it makes a dandy outboard motor fuel, too!"Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57917258937063090602007-05-23T10:30:00.000-04:002007-05-23T10:30:00.000-04:00Hairspray and a Bic lighter.Kill 'em with fire!Hairspray and a Bic lighter.<BR/><BR/>Kill 'em with fire!Kevinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10324035824298948422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-7610123086204803842007-05-23T10:14:00.000-04:002007-05-23T10:14:00.000-04:00Hairspray works, if you want to take them alive. ...Hairspray works, if you want to take them alive. It freezes their wings.<BR/><BR/><BR/>-SayUncleSayUnclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00160152068323654097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2056025057274743262007-05-23T10:08:00.000-04:002007-05-23T10:08:00.000-04:00aerosol brake cleaner works too-- pretty spiffy fo...aerosol brake cleaner works too-- pretty spiffy for wackin' a wasp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11742072469086920002007-05-23T09:48:00.000-04:002007-05-23T09:48:00.000-04:00I'm guessing it would also work as nail polish rem...I'm guessing it would also work as nail polish remover, in a pinch.Abbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01913459779972599348noreply@blogger.com