tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post1105064379186055965..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Geek bait.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43410369740393444752008-03-20T17:50:00.000-04:002008-03-20T17:50:00.000-04:00"......and then realized that marriage is basicall..."<I>......and then realized that marriage is basically a cooter mortgage.</I>"<BR/><BR/>Dammit, I just blew snot on the monitor screen!Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59196358299663363062008-03-20T16:48:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:48:00.000-04:00Crankyprof, Well, since plastic surgeons are now...Crankyprof,<BR/> Well, since plastic surgeons are now advertising vaginal tightening, hymen reconstruction, labial reforming, clitoris reshaping, etc... I expect that someone is out there providing loans...<BR/><BR/>Oh, and yes the ad was in wiht our USPS delivered junk mail yesterday. Sadly I think the wife threw it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14600871194838025112008-03-20T10:27:00.000-04:002008-03-20T10:27:00.000-04:00Try to string together words similar to those in t...Try to string together words similar to those in the email subject:<BR/>College Chick = Teen Girl<BR/>Proves = Shows<BR/>Swallowed = Fellated<BR/>Aigialosaur = Dead Lizard = Limp Penis<BR/><BR/>And you get a perfectly typical spam email for a porn site:<BR/>“Teen Girl Shows She Can Fellate Limp Penis.”<BR/><BR/>I think all the time I spent in Taiwan, Korea and Japan in a previous job has made me a master of translating Manglish, the “Mangled English” of the locals.<BR/><BR/>For Example: Would you like to Largificate the Manitudeness of the Trouser's Legless Reptile?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-78165129174596714592008-03-20T08:04:00.000-04:002008-03-20T08:04:00.000-04:00OK, I read that as, "refinance your vagina," and h...OK, I read that as, "refinance your vagina," and had a "wait -- you can mortgage those?" moment...and then realized that marriage is basically a cooter mortgage.CrankyProfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11032272009661743761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74918595135877542822008-03-20T02:11:00.000-04:002008-03-20T02:11:00.000-04:00I find that hard to swallow.(Insert snare tap and ...I find that hard to swallow.<BR/><BR/>(Insert snare tap and cymbal from the house band here.)<BR/><BR/>But you know...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com