tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post114407998614252404..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: "Thank you for calling Fort Bragg. How may I direct your call?"Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84962677478576819212012-09-03T14:33:02.442-04:002012-09-03T14:33:02.442-04:00I hate rude people, regardless of who they say the...I hate rude people, regardless of who they say they are or where they're from.<br />There's an old saying about the ones that do the most talking saw the least action.<br />Probably applies here.Cheesynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144468143606951642006-04-07T23:49:00.000-04:002006-04-07T23:49:00.000-04:00I hear some of those AF commo guys worked in the P...I hear some of those AF commo guys worked in the Predator program. Commo being an important thing when controlling an armed drone....Quilly_Mammothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17233071648647457818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144459253307967892006-04-07T21:20:00.000-04:002006-04-07T21:20:00.000-04:00Hah...funny how no one poses as a former USAF comm...Hah...funny how no one poses as a former USAF communications officer, traumatized by countless hours filling out forms in the Pentagon trying to get permission to plug a secure phone into a power outlet.<BR/><BR/>I'll never doubt someone who tells a mundane story about the service. Posers always seem to be the ones knifing hadjis in the dark.<BR/><BR/>-BLTAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144322800847558322006-04-06T07:26:00.000-04:002006-04-06T07:26:00.000-04:00Go to any American Legion post across the country....Go to any American Legion post across the country... I've been a Legionair for 10 years now and I never knew just HOW many SF guys were in Viet Nam!<BR/><BR/>Those who did, don't talk about it.Thomas J Wolfendenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222969433922908517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144260756690432002006-04-05T14:12:00.000-04:002006-04-05T14:12:00.000-04:00tac-tards - A new word!! Tastier than a tic-tac, ...<B>tac-tards</B> - A new word!! Tastier than a tic-tac, but only slightly bigger!NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144243728469530622006-04-05T09:28:00.000-04:002006-04-05T09:28:00.000-04:00I had one hanging at the local gun range a while b...I had one hanging at the local gun range a while back. He'd answer his (loudly ringing) cell phone "Fugitive Recovery" (again, loudly). Did this at least three times.<BR/><BR/>He then proceeded to tell me how his girlfriend once brought down a fleeing fugitive with a shot from her 9mm pistol - at a range of about 75 meters.<BR/><BR/>I'm the kind of guy who thinks being confrontational with a mentally unstable person in a gun store is a bad thing, so I let him ramble. It was kinda entertaining, after all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144202140107411622006-04-04T21:55:00.000-04:002006-04-04T21:55:00.000-04:00"This is just like the one we used in The Teams. H...<I>"This is just like the one we used in The Teams. How do you turn this on?"</I><BR/><BR/>ROFLMAO! Too bad you didn't laugh him out of the store...<BR/><BR/>--Wes S.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144186073363825772006-04-04T17:27:00.000-04:002006-04-04T17:27:00.000-04:00Another fine post, Tam! In my younger days, I use...Another fine post, Tam! In my younger days, I used to puff my chest and brag about similar feats of derring-doo-doo. After losing respect of some people I admired, I quickly lost interest. To be honest, I did it to get laid...never worked.<BR/><BR/>I work in a range, too, and see tac-tards all the time. I have more respect for cockroaches than those guys. The operators I know, I would have never known what they did unless they volunteered the info. They are that unassuming.shooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06085940732084386201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144180173244999492006-04-04T15:49:00.000-04:002006-04-04T15:49:00.000-04:00Out of morbid curiosity, what was Sgt Fury's offen...Out of morbid curiosity, what was Sgt Fury's offense? I suspect a combination of Rules 2 and 3, but I think redlining the BS meter should also be a banishable crime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144155564452196592006-04-04T08:59:00.000-04:002006-04-04T08:59:00.000-04:00Back in the days when I actually worked for a livi...Back in the days when I actually worked for a living, I had a boss whom I really liked. Quiet, thoughtful. Not very big. With reference to what Greg Volk said, my boss was deaf in his left ear. After working for him for three or four years, I found out he was a platoon leader with Merrill's Maurauders, and made the entire campaign in Burma. Earned a Silver Star. Hell of a man, but you would never hear it from him.<BR/><BR/>CurlyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144120514182973282006-04-03T23:15:00.000-04:002006-04-03T23:15:00.000-04:00much mirth here. Beautiful post - incredibly funn...much mirth here. Beautiful post - incredibly funny. And a little sad. I have a couple cousins who are compulsive liars, and it's a marvel. One played a tape of Journey and insisted it was his tribute band. What can you say?phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144115294158160852006-04-03T21:48:00.000-04:002006-04-03T21:48:00.000-04:00Hiya Tam.............Speaking of these types, we a...Hiya Tam.............<BR/>Speaking of these types, we are eagerly awaiting your arrival <A HREF="http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=192599" REL="nofollow">here.</A>Xavierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00036652456691021642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144113844080349122006-04-03T21:24:00.000-04:002006-04-03T21:24:00.000-04:00I've learned that to find a BTDT Guy, you don't lo...I've learned that to find a BTDT Guy, you don't look around the range at a 3-Gun Match...besides the cops and the pros, we're all wannabes. I couldn't swing a cat without hitting a lawyer, chiropractor, or some other professional type. OTOH, sitting around a movie set in cowboy outfits, the subject of foreign languages came up and I mentioned that I'd attended the Defense Language Institute...and who wudda thunk it that the two other guys sitting at my table were graduates from there, one a retired CIA officer, the other, a former Green Beret. The subject changed quickly; I think it was to agree that Gary Busey was a cast iron prick.Cowboy Blobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13880979084783592543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144112062935698182006-04-03T20:54:00.000-04:002006-04-03T20:54:00.000-04:00I've known some BTDT guys who talked a lot, but al...I've known some BTDT guys who talked a lot, but all of those were under 25, and young aggressive males can be like that.<BR/><BR/>Current and former SF, those guys are always quiet.<BR/><BR/>Rangers-the young ones are loud, especially if they've been drinking. The older ones, NCO types, are usually simply coldly and scarily competent.Goldwater's Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02499318081058139247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144108152746884542006-04-03T19:49:00.000-04:002006-04-03T19:49:00.000-04:00I've never run into any of these guys, they sound ...I've never run into any of these guys, they sound hilarious though. I thought Mall-ninjas were Goths wearing black - I must be out of it.NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144095180292606642006-04-03T16:13:00.000-04:002006-04-03T16:13:00.000-04:00Look for the folks who are lip-reading and trying ...Look for the folks who are lip-reading and trying to catch your words with their left ears...there's your former infantry. Pretty much no one who's been there and done than and then some seems keen on discussing the details. Except Preacherman...it's all low-brow comedy for him, complete with physical humor in 9x19.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144094655566281252006-04-03T16:04:00.000-04:002006-04-03T16:04:00.000-04:00Holster sniffers?I like to sniff a new leather hol...Holster sniffers?<BR/><BR/>I like to sniff a new leather holster when I get it. But it's like my wife's habit of flipping through the pages and sniffing a new book.<BR/><BR/>What do you really mean?<BR/><BR/>In my limited experience, it seems that the people who've BTDT are the quiet ones who you'd never suspect.<BR/><BR/>nwgfcqe!Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14277406782786889424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144087889609602862006-04-03T14:11:00.000-04:002006-04-03T14:11:00.000-04:00I agree with diamondback; a friend of my dad's tha...I agree with diamondback; a friend of my dad's that we used to go backpacking and camping with a lot was like that; I knew he was an ex-Marine, but it wasn't until years later that I found out he was a veteran of some vicious combat in the Pacific during WWII, and was at Chosin in the Korean War. He had a doctorate in philosophy, was fairly quiet, and liked reading poetry. He was NOT someone who took BS from people, though.BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144086896933944652006-04-03T13:54:00.000-04:002006-04-03T13:54:00.000-04:00Oh, this one can cause endless hilarity.There was ...Oh, this one can cause endless hilarity.<BR/><BR/>There was the guy who claimed a Wilt Chamberlain like number of combat jumps (just over 2 a day for 5 years) <BR/><BR/>My favorite though was one guy who was not overly bragging and more knowledgable than the average wannabe. He would have gotten away with it if he had not mistakenly claimed the job, base and team that had been held by the guy he was bragging to. The time overlap was 3 years out of 4, but hey who is counting?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144086446019679862006-04-03T13:47:00.000-04:002006-04-03T13:47:00.000-04:00Knowing a lot of BTDT guys, I gotta say that havin...Knowing a lot of BTDT guys, I gotta say that having the posers and mall ninjas around is what makes it fun. If evreyone were a respectable, respectful patron things would get real boring real fast. But with customers who want that sooper tricked out SEAL Six/Delta pistol capable of one-shot stops out to 500meters, there is never a dull moment.<BR/><BR/>The best is when they tell a Ranger "If you have to ask what I do or who I am, I can't tell you" but don't realize they're looking down the wrong end of a Schmidt and Bender, saying its broken, or like you said, asking how to turn on a sight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144084735018588552006-04-03T13:18:00.000-04:002006-04-03T13:18:00.000-04:00It's been my experiance that mostly the "real deal...It's been my experiance that mostly the "real deal" tend to be rather silent about their service to the point that often their own family and friends don't know very much about their past service history Other than they were in the service.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144082904376059582006-04-03T12:48:00.000-04:002006-04-03T12:48:00.000-04:00Shit, I sell guns AND run a gym.You know how many ...Shit, I sell guns AND run a gym.<BR/><BR/>You know how many guys who were "Secret SEAL Team 6" and used to bench press 700 lbs. are out there?Porta's Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17244832717505836074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-1144081333951486362006-04-03T12:22:00.000-04:002006-04-03T12:22:00.000-04:00I don't know how many "ex-Seals" I've run into...I don't know how many "ex-Seals" I've run into...BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.com