tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post2194943835319243667..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Overheard in Roomie's Bedroom:Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57232706186646061982011-12-06T12:14:09.865-05:002011-12-06T12:14:09.865-05:00See, the Oklahoma Panhnadle, now there's a rea...See, the Oklahoma Panhnadle, now <b>there's</b> a real pan AND handle!NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8569221991690190542011-12-06T10:08:25.154-05:002011-12-06T10:08:25.154-05:00Dirt, it snowed even more in the Oklahoma Panhandl...Dirt, it snowed even more in the Oklahoma Panhandle. And yeah, the first snow of the season out here thinned the driving herd pretty well as people re-learned that there are times when mass and velocity are not your friends. The ding repair places will be doing very well this month.<br /><br />LittleRed1Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24638691580295499432011-12-05T18:50:39.937-05:002011-12-05T18:50:39.937-05:00There's a good reason why it's called &quo...There's a good reason why it's called "snow".<br /><br />The word "crap" was already reserved for other purposes.:)Graysonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14413543690736292792011-12-05T18:49:20.726-05:002011-12-05T18:49:20.726-05:00'Hey! There's a typhoon in Australia, if y...<i>'Hey! There's a</i> typhoon in Australia<i>, if you know what I mean.'</i><br /><br />You ladies can avoid that "weather" pattern by deepening your stance while in the hover position you know. The rest of us <i>could</i> stand a bit closer I suppose, but mostly we just wipe our shoes off on the back of our pant leg while we wipe our hands on the seat of our pants.<br /><br /><br /><br />You know that's what you were thinking while reading the first sentence. ;-)Will Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13454533450309633627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-68413406228502433772011-12-05T15:45:55.721-05:002011-12-05T15:45:55.721-05:00When I was attending the MI Geek portion of my AIT...When I was attending the MI Geek portion of my AIT at Goodfellow AFB, TX, it snowed one day, a good three inches. Not surprisingly, Middle-Of-Nowhere, Texas, is paralyzed by three inches of snow. Kinda funny to hear the radio announcer saying "The spy school is closed..." though.<br /><br />WV: exavyok. Yep, that's what happened to the radio announcer for shooting off his big mouth, they exavyoked him...Dranghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08082177597135236652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13925551997852339692011-12-05T11:51:17.845-05:002011-12-05T11:51:17.845-05:00I've seen snow on the ground in Amman.
And th...I've seen snow on the ground in Amman.<br /><br />And this is still hilarious:<br /><br />http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/commercials/is_that_a_littl/staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-69618665448686932612011-12-05T11:33:54.079-05:002011-12-05T11:33:54.079-05:00What about the Florida pan-handle or the Oklahoma ...What about the Florida pan-handle or the Oklahoma pan-handle? Is there a Main panhandle? Massachusetts looks like it could have a Cape Cod-handle.<br />The Texas one doesn't look much like a handle to me anyhow mainly because Texas doesn't look at all like a pan, maybe a shovel or a trowel or some kind of boot-scraper...NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-49621401250017940482011-12-05T11:00:16.926-05:002011-12-05T11:00:16.926-05:00The English language may not survive you two...The English language may not survive you two...Cincinnatushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10424218376882403880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56306060699132599132011-12-05T09:39:31.603-05:002011-12-05T09:39:31.603-05:00Happened to be driving from Orlando to Tampa the d...Happened to be driving from Orlando to Tampa the day there was an inch of snow on the ground in Tampa. The real eye openers where the frozen fog in the trees as the sun came up, lots of prisms everywhere made rainbows all over the place, and the only iced over bridge I've ever driven over.Panamarednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-16546667500592213272011-12-05T09:26:54.958-05:002011-12-05T09:26:54.958-05:00I've read that if you take the name of a mid-s...I've read that if you take the name of a mid-sized city and append it to the name of an innocuous object, people will automatically assume it's a euphemism for something illegal in seventeen states. The more alliteration, the better. Ex.: "Pensacola potholder"; "Moscow* cartwheel"; "San Francisco steering wheel". Eyebrow waggling and elbow nudging are optional, but encouraged for full effect.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74216220355221680402011-12-05T09:15:38.081-05:002011-12-05T09:15:38.081-05:00I hate it when the barn door is open but the mains...I hate it when the barn door is open but the mainsail is sagging and that gets in the way of the typhoon.TJIChttp://tjic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-35148227263169224132011-12-05T08:33:07.897-05:002011-12-05T08:33:07.897-05:00I saw snow in Pensacola. Kids were woken by their...I saw snow in Pensacola. Kids were woken by their parents at 3AM to play in it. Melted by 9AM. You shoulda seen the traffic...New Jovian Thunderbolthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09452246769246304612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-6658231347861327772011-12-05T08:23:50.953-05:002011-12-05T08:23:50.953-05:00"Grouting the bathroom", Tam? Really? Ew..."Grouting the bathroom", Tam? Really? Eww...Jacnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71376717745313306012011-12-05T08:03:38.659-05:002011-12-05T08:03:38.659-05:00Ritchie,
I've seen it snow in St. Simon's...Ritchie,<br /><br />I've seen it snow in St. Simon's Island, GA.<br /><br />Snow on live oaks and Spanish moss looks weird. I'll bet the gators were confused.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75423370343583321932011-12-05T07:45:17.490-05:002011-12-05T07:45:17.490-05:00You should have seen it the time it snowed in El P...You should have seen it the time it snowed in El Paso, Texas. Twice. There are actually people in this country who do not know what a snow shovel is.Ritchienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40263162349539551262011-12-05T07:33:24.775-05:002011-12-05T07:33:24.775-05:00It's snowing here in Albuquerque, too.
Which ...It's snowing here in Albuquerque, too.<br /><br />Which might mean I'm not going to work today. I swear to god, these valley desert folks, you get an inch of snow on the ground and the whole city grinds to a halt.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.com