tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post2604602975349183608..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: OhGodI'mGettingOld! Moment #325,101Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15411358405061612722013-02-22T18:04:44.428-05:002013-02-22T18:04:44.428-05:00I recognized the redhead as Reba McIntyre, just be...I recognized the redhead as Reba McIntyre, just because of my appreciation of all things redhead.<br /><br />The others...meh, who cares, I don't see their signature on my paychecks.Larryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11308171394825291900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76295178880125171432013-02-20T23:05:36.144-05:002013-02-20T23:05:36.144-05:00"Bzzzzt!
Checkout lane."
Distinction w..."Bzzzzt!<br /><br />Checkout lane."<br /><br />Distinction without difference, ma'am.The real Mr. Onoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55751593992164986002013-02-20T14:43:14.276-05:002013-02-20T14:43:14.276-05:00Like you: don't know and don't care who th...Like you: don't know and don't care who they are. Except, sometimes, they do provide some satire material, and they let me blog about The Idiocracy.MJMhttp://mjm.luckygunner.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60208468022627713662013-02-20T14:38:58.609-05:002013-02-20T14:38:58.609-05:00As for the Kardashian's, I'm still puzzled...As for the Kardashian's, I'm still puzzled how one can turn an extraordinarily dull sex tape into celebrity.<br /><br />Since mom's turning out the daughter's as bad pron stars isn't exactly a novel business plan ...Cincinnatushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10424218376882403880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88385450582941920302013-02-20T12:24:37.253-05:002013-02-20T12:24:37.253-05:00Yes, you are right, I missed that. No "men...Yes, you are right, I missed that. No "men's" magazines there, a telling marketing scheme.libertymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13987591250148492879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42337270868878485652013-02-20T11:14:06.212-05:002013-02-20T11:14:06.212-05:00You know you're getting older when you don'...You know you're getting older when you don't recognize any of the celebs in "People" magazine. You know you're getting wiser when you realize you don't care.<br /><br />Rob (Trebor)Rob Reednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13262702147921443682013-02-20T10:51:38.563-05:002013-02-20T10:51:38.563-05:00Well, Tam, as you know, you are somewhat of an out...Well, Tam, as you know, you are somewhat of an outlier (as am I). Most normal women eat that stuff up. Surely you are aware of the magazines on sale at the checkout counter in the supermarkets.<br /><br />Say, how goes the nose? I do hope and trust they didn't have to destroy much of it. Owhell, that's what you get for being The Fairest of the Fair. (one of my favorite Sousa marches, btw) Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30866221013390981652013-02-20T05:41:17.347-05:002013-02-20T05:41:17.347-05:00libertyman,
"I guess that is the "Woman...libertyman,<br /><br />"<i>I guess that is the "Woman's" section of the magazine rack.</i>"<br /><br />Bzzzzt!<br /><br />Checkout lane.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41786155049757337832013-02-20T05:16:05.840-05:002013-02-20T05:16:05.840-05:00I guess that is the "Woman's" sectio...I guess that is the "Woman's" section of the magazine rack. And I guess from the articles that women are only interested in gossip, comfort foods and dieting since those seem to be the main themes. Somehow I don't see my woman friends browsing that section of the magazine rack at all.libertymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13987591250148492879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15453499299939931572013-02-20T02:22:20.517-05:002013-02-20T02:22:20.517-05:00I recognized Reba, the name Beyonce (but no idea o...I recognized Reba, the name Beyonce (but no idea on the face), and a spork. They appear to be suggesting that we eat salad with a spork, which is just foolishness.Chalkienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56623808932759394692013-02-20T01:35:33.107-05:002013-02-20T01:35:33.107-05:00You have to be of a certain age to understand &quo...You have to be of a certain age to understand "Timmy's in the well"!Johnhttp://johnmxl.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43711147070950082532013-02-19T21:52:11.409-05:002013-02-19T21:52:11.409-05:00Lassie's trainer was on the list of people tha...Lassie's trainer was on the list of people that passed away. THAT one I remembered. I hope they put on his headstone " bark bark. . .Timmy's in the well!"Home on the Rangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836315423040719919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42597543775815182013-02-19T20:50:21.351-05:002013-02-19T20:50:21.351-05:00Tam; You're better off not knowing. It's...Tam; You're better off not knowing. It's not so much a sign of age as it is a sign that you're probably on the right track. -- LyleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65451081507331851262013-02-19T20:25:59.873-05:002013-02-19T20:25:59.873-05:00>I'm assuming that "Jenn" is Jenn...>I'm assuming that "Jenn" is Jennifer Anniston,...<br /><br />Should have titled it: "The one where Tam realizes how old she is"<br /><br />I keep looking for Batboy and the Weekly World News...<br /><br />-SMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-58162416690718287042013-02-19T20:14:16.306-05:002013-02-19T20:14:16.306-05:00@SteuarttheViking: I don't think its her outw...@SteuarttheViking: I don't think its her outward appearance they were referring to...<br /><br />@Joseph: Wow. I'm outta touch...I didn't know rednecks humped their chewing tobacco as well!<br /><br />Me, personally, I glance over at the mags to see if there's any hot chicks with cleavage (or bikinis) on the covers. Otherwise, I find the impulse-buy section to be far more intriguing. Seriously? Who decides at the very last moment that they need a handy-dandy plastic pocket-sized dispenser for doggy poopy-bags? Or are those for storing the magazines in?RabidAlienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07035887632706442114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59584796731604845092013-02-19T19:57:39.768-05:002013-02-19T19:57:39.768-05:00I take it as a sign of your more developed sensibi...I take it as a sign of your more developed sensibilities. :-)The Freeholderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09989697995675652792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4982932818292439812013-02-19T19:38:09.367-05:002013-02-19T19:38:09.367-05:00Iffen you REALLY want the time-space continuum to ...Iffen you REALLY want the time-space continuum to shift under your feet... Remember when People was a two-page section in the back of Time?<br /><br />Yah. Really. There used to be a magazine called Time. <br /><br />MMark Algerhttp://www.babytrollblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73843284096477104782013-02-19T19:35:59.415-05:002013-02-19T19:35:59.415-05:00This is not the demographic you're looking for... This is not the demographic you're looking for.Ritchienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88175839770739847482013-02-19T19:29:20.720-05:002013-02-19T19:29:20.720-05:00No wonder you're such a bitter clinger. If you...No wonder you're such a bitter clinger. If you paid more attention to who and what were actually important (which you would if you read People magazine every week), you would be a happy giver. [end sarcasm]Chuck Pergielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14473338620167201696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-52597455026623462642013-02-19T18:13:16.865-05:002013-02-19T18:13:16.865-05:00I never buy those gossip rags for three very good ...I never buy those gossip rags for three very good and sensible reasons:<br /><br />First, they cost way too damn much.<br /><br />Second, they contain absolutely no information that I consider useful.<br /><br />Last, no one can use them as an effective substitute for regular toilet paper. Worse than so-called, "John Wayne" toilet paper, and I learned that lesson the hard way.....<br /><br />Remember the following:<br />Hershey Squirts + no Charmin in friend's bathroom + pile of gossip rags beside toilet + desparation = one ruined t-shirt found laying in friend's bathtub (by friend's sister.)<br /><br />I still get crap for what I did that awful day. That's why I hate gossip magazines. <br />Cheers. Graysonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59865897021042968352013-02-19T17:43:33.771-05:002013-02-19T17:43:33.771-05:00Or reapply for a new redneck card, and start humpi...Or reapply for a new redneck card, and start humping your cousin...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30194465917368062872013-02-19T17:06:00.330-05:002013-02-19T17:06:00.330-05:00You have been up North for a while if you don'...You have been up North for a while if you don't recognize Reba! Better turn in that Southern Redneck card, stop humping your cousin and chewing tabacco.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16207808793722026516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18661036048730366542013-02-19T16:49:02.676-05:002013-02-19T16:49:02.676-05:00Ken,
Those guys changed their names too? What do...Ken,<br /><br />Those guys changed their names too? What do they call themselves now?leaddognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44682206064854838272013-02-19T16:09:25.083-05:002013-02-19T16:09:25.083-05:00Oh, come on! You don't recognize Reba? Geeze...Oh, come on! You don't recognize Reba? Geeze Louse, she's OLDER than me, and I'm old enough to remember when we brought guns INTO the High School and were stopped with the Question : "Did you guys Win the Match?"<br /><br />And THAT'S OLD!Bubblehead Les.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00730873284089958084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17944614620332141722013-02-19T15:52:20.283-05:002013-02-19T15:52:20.283-05:00KM,
Now that's some funny shit right there. LO...KM,<br />Now that's some funny shit right there. LOL<br /><br />IdahoHunter<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com