tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post3014006339134167253..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Things that don't exist.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-10458797482272675152014-05-30T14:33:48.717-04:002014-05-30T14:33:48.717-04:00For silent music, I have an LP with "The Ball...For silent music, I have an LP with "The Ballad of Richard Nixon" by John DenverSteve Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30085571584419153042014-05-29T23:21:19.995-04:002014-05-29T23:21:19.995-04:00I actually tried to eat canned haggis a few years ...I actually tried to eat canned haggis a few years ago. Not as good as canned lutefisk which is nearly as good as "potted meat product". I told the sumbitch what conned me into putting that $#!+ in my mouf that if he even thought of sniggering I'd shove my machete through his guts. That crap'd make a starving coyote barf.Getty N.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64308347177533767722014-05-29T19:25:59.636-04:002014-05-29T19:25:59.636-04:00Kinda like "gluten-free" Beer...Kinda like "gluten-free" Beer... NotClauswitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14358707844087117280noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21084792866396831332014-05-29T18:17:32.927-04:002014-05-29T18:17:32.927-04:00OK, I've seen canned haggis. Hell, I've e...OK, I've seen canned haggis. Hell, I've eaten canned haggis*.<br /><br />But <i>canned, <b>vegetarian</b> haggis</i>?!?<br /><br />The End Times are truly upon us. . . <br /><br /><br /><br />* I actually carried a can of it as a WWII reenactor (in Canadian uniform) at an event where I got tagged for command. When my driver/RTO (20-something Brooklyn kid in a US uniform) mentioned he'd forgotten his chow, I offered to share. The look on his face as I pulled out canned haggis, and started to eat it cold was <i>priceless</i>. Well worth the taste it left in my mouth the rest of the day. . . Geodkythttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09328915597574377444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11948513635483700552014-05-28T18:05:38.545-04:002014-05-28T18:05:38.545-04:00"Vegetarian Haggis" sounds like the name..."Vegetarian Haggis" sounds like the name of an LGBT alt goth highland bagpipe and death metal band from Liverpool. Critterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04452486400885521156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45479983614566036412014-05-28T15:41:21.148-04:002014-05-28T15:41:21.148-04:00Vegetarian haggis comprises vegetarians, naturally...Vegetarian haggis comprises vegetarians, naturally.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18391390234911637022014-05-28T14:20:52.332-04:002014-05-28T14:20:52.332-04:00Complaints about DEHYDRATED haggis will be taken a...Complaints about DEHYDRATED haggis will be taken at the complaints desk, immediately after all complaints about regular old haggis are sorted out.<br /><br />Your number is 2,796,593,214. We are now serving number 63.mikeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30871782854486254272014-05-28T12:46:40.076-04:002014-05-28T12:46:40.076-04:00Also this: http://m.rollingstone.com/music/news/do...Also this: http://m.rollingstone.com/music/news/dont-enjoy-the-silence-spotify-pulls-silent-publicity-stunt-album-20140425Nathannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77228204091613682402014-05-28T12:30:35.716-04:002014-05-28T12:30:35.716-04:00Something else: fat free half & halfSomething else: <a href="http://www.landolakes.com/assets/images/product/detail/15102.jpg" rel="nofollow"><i>fat free</i> half & half</a>bob rnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-34490850128026208322014-05-28T12:07:57.519-04:002014-05-28T12:07:57.519-04:00Excuse me while I put an edge on my claymore. Excuse me while I put an edge on my claymore. Stretchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5308206333035181222014-05-28T09:04:09.259-04:002014-05-28T09:04:09.259-04:00EEEwwwww...Bad Haggis.
Great group...but nothing ...EEEwwwww...Bad Haggis.<br /><br />Great group...but nothing I'd want to eat.<br /><br />LCBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03146393047895889252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-67844936090965205852014-05-28T07:50:13.574-04:002014-05-28T07:50:13.574-04:00Things that don't exist? Rodents Of Unusual Si...Things that don't exist? Rodents Of Unusual Size (ROUS), of course.Murphy's Lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17164780742334950772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88821724120639028372014-05-28T07:23:06.603-04:002014-05-28T07:23:06.603-04:00http://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/...http://www.bernardfoods.com/foodservice/beverages/dehydatedwater.htm since 1964<br /><br />http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-1099/water-dehydrated/Detail gluten free/no MSG <br /><br />http://beprepared.com/dehydrated-water.html for the modern prepper<br /><br />Did that abomination to the memory of Bobby Burns say it was a "Product of Scotland"?<br /><br />stay safe.skidmarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-78500875223171769652014-05-28T07:11:37.552-04:002014-05-28T07:11:37.552-04:00I have a whole number 10 can of dehydrated water g...I have a whole number 10 can of dehydrated water granules...B https://www.blogger.com/profile/10586046436233366155noreply@blogger.com