tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post3259779670982631665..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: If I never eat another hard-boiled egg again...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76623128094329978472014-07-11T02:10:53.496-04:002014-07-11T02:10:53.496-04:00Lobster?!? His chickens eat better than I do!Lobster?!? His chickens eat better than I do!Sebastianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14648225987293475835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56525880962498165112014-07-09T23:04:50.659-04:002014-07-09T23:04:50.659-04:00The right gun for 10ft chickens... Is mounted on a...The right gun for 10ft chickens... Is mounted on a LAV in a turret and has the word "auto" and "cannon" in it's specsFred2http://www.sdfh.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-46795203892403432432014-07-09T10:07:25.086-04:002014-07-09T10:07:25.086-04:00Because it damn well wanted to, Gerry.
Guy I used...Because it damn well wanted to, Gerry.<br /><br />Guy I used to work with had a small flock, partly for eggs and partly to keep bugs down around the home. Had one old hen who specialized in mice; would grab it- usually by the tail- and swat on the ground once left, once right, then eat it.<br /><br />That thing, ten feet tall...Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84260024291037187152014-07-09T01:01:23.073-04:002014-07-09T01:01:23.073-04:00Yrro - think less 'no teeth' and more '...Yrro - think less 'no teeth' and more 'axe blade attached to head'.Coconutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81709855443829777752014-07-08T16:22:22.793-04:002014-07-08T16:22:22.793-04:00Congrats on GTFO of Indy and Broad Ripple in parti...Congrats on GTFO of Indy and Broad Ripple in particular at the most opportune time. Seems that the good folks from 30what and what have worked their way east.<br /><br />http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/05/people-shot-broad-ripple/12242111/Scout26https://www.blogger.com/profile/06463352978250511474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-53076491271696355302014-07-08T15:53:31.963-04:002014-07-08T15:53:31.963-04:00Flightless? No. Unless their wings have been cli...Flightless? No. Unless their wings have been clipped, regular chickens like that can fly fairly well. -- LyleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-49097068290981687072014-07-08T14:13:56.483-04:002014-07-08T14:13:56.483-04:00Would a giant chicken cross the road?
GerryWould a giant chicken cross the road?<br /><br />GerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-30557294031598582242014-07-08T13:19:32.128-04:002014-07-08T13:19:32.128-04:00So then, if you cut off a terror bird's head w...So then, if you cut off a terror bird's head with your +1 vorpal sword, does the remaining 8 or 9 feet continue to run around your back yard for a week?Sidheshooternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-47064085726451698752014-07-08T12:54:52.768-04:002014-07-08T12:54:52.768-04:00FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE GET A COPY OF "THE ...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />FOR YOUR READING PLEASURE GET A COPY OF "THE GREAT HOBOKEN CHICKEN<br />EMERGENCY" BY D. MANUS PINKWATER THE NOTED AUTHOR OF CHILDREN'S STORIES (CHILDREN OF ALL AGES) IT<br />INVOLVES A MAD SCIENTIST A GIANT CHICKEN MISGUIDED FOLK OF THE MUNICIPALITY OF HOBOKEN A KID WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THE CHICKEN AND WHO SAVES THE DAY NICE STORY ENJOY !<br />ALSO CAN RECOMMEND"THE EDUCATION OF ROBERT NIFKIN" "UNCLE BORIS IN THE YUKON" OTHERS <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />+NAVIGATORnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84889713375429183392014-07-08T12:03:58.502-04:002014-07-08T12:03:58.502-04:00Where is the like button for this post? :)
Chick...Where is the like button for this post? :)<br /><br />Chicken Kaiju. Sounds like a new recipe to me...Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50968443319697542662014-07-08T11:34:34.445-04:002014-07-08T11:34:34.445-04:00I once watched my chickens chase down and tear apa...I once watched my chickens chase down and tear apart a live mouse that got into the chicken shed. Not too far away from velociraptors...bluesunhttp://deadmandance.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8084761090293315132014-07-08T11:05:19.716-04:002014-07-08T11:05:19.716-04:00Before I finish my PhD I am going to write a paper...Before I finish my PhD I am going to write a paper on terror birds. They are <i>so</i> awesome. They're like a hipster's dinosaur. Mesozoic dinosaurs are so passé, terror birds are for the discriminating Cenozoic paleontologist. <br /><br />Also, they have the most AWESOME skulls ever. Seriously, it's like a toucan was raised in a steroid factory and spent its life beating every other animal to death with its GIANT beak. <br /><br />-RobRevolverRobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44755523614271527462014-07-08T10:39:58.097-04:002014-07-08T10:39:58.097-04:00I've become spoiled on farm-raised chicken and...I've become spoiled on farm-raised chicken and eggs. Yes, chickens are disgusting creatures that will eat pretty much anything that would make a vulture heave, but grain fed doesn't hold a candle to the taste of a chicken that had to do a few laps around the yard to catch dinner.DaddyBearhttp://daddybearsden.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65120628064520309552014-07-08T10:27:20.694-04:002014-07-08T10:27:20.694-04:0010 foot chickens?
Jurassic Cluck? - "clever...10 foot chickens? <br /><br />Jurassic Cluck? - "clever girl"<br /><br />gfaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8112129902280820402014-07-08T10:18:34.186-04:002014-07-08T10:18:34.186-04:00And only yesterday the Big Chicken in GA was refer...And only yesterday the Big Chicken in GA was referenced in a friendly way.mikeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77659542980685414952014-07-08T10:10:03.695-04:002014-07-08T10:10:03.695-04:00Jack LaLanne said when he was a kid on the farm, w...Jack LaLanne said when he was a kid on the farm, when a sheep would die they'd throw it in the chicken pen(lots of chickens); by end of the day there'd be bones and wool left.Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64710388830854350252014-07-08T09:26:55.756-04:002014-07-08T09:26:55.756-04:00Lobsters are after all the cockroach of the sea.
...Lobsters are after all the cockroach of the sea. <br /><br />And mm,mmm good!staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-58473558563209552662014-07-08T09:12:33.537-04:002014-07-08T09:12:33.537-04:00I refuse to eat free-range chicken or eggs. I gre...I refuse to eat free-range chicken or eggs. I grew up around chickens, and I know what those things eat.<br /><br />They're scavengers. I have, in the past, seen half a dozen hens fighting over a half-rotted snake carcass. <br /><br />I'll take my chicken products factory raised, thanks. Heroditus Huxleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049569750742829144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33410188762195579632014-07-08T09:05:38.506-04:002014-07-08T09:05:38.506-04:00I vaguely recall a Ray Stevens song about Teenaged...I vaguely recall a Ray Stevens song about Teenaged Mutant Kung Fu Chickens. If I wasn't on dial up I'd go lookin' for a link. Inbredrednecknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-68735720420563237302014-07-08T08:59:59.797-04:002014-07-08T08:59:59.797-04:00UtahRaptors *shouldn't* be any less terrifying...UtahRaptors *shouldn't* be any less terrifying when I imagine them with beaks and feathers instead of scales and teeth, but somehow they are...Yrrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05533533699684806728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71474247611793574062014-07-08T08:55:34.874-04:002014-07-08T08:55:34.874-04:00Good lead in to a short story? Growth hormones ru...Good lead in to a short story? Growth hormones run amok to frighten the climate change artists.Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15708868713277676628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57149239458866540522014-07-08T08:53:32.322-04:002014-07-08T08:53:32.322-04:00Chickens will eat damn near anything. Ten-footers...Chickens will eat damn near anything. Ten-footers? Hie thee off and retrieve my fowling piece and buckshot, fast!Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13527267337905626042014-07-08T08:50:35.980-04:002014-07-08T08:50:35.980-04:00Lobster flavored chicken? mmmm-MMM! Would you di...Lobster flavored chicken? mmmm-MMM! Would you dip those in butter first or is BBQ sauce OK?Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02996122023499439670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-91019412026601728532014-07-08T08:31:28.060-04:002014-07-08T08:31:28.060-04:00The fact that you would liken these to something f...The fact that you would liken these to something from a D&D game just makes my inner-nerd smile.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02206742682503615477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89946600371956439792014-07-08T08:01:38.729-04:002014-07-08T08:01:38.729-04:00Their, um, "mating" activity is what gro...Their, um, "mating" activity is what grosses me out about chickens.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.com