tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4191823753836778355..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Selling your own kids is one thing...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-27132527039150457882009-02-28T14:08:00.000-05:002009-02-28T14:08:00.000-05:00You know. Those who are at that awkward stage betw...You know. Those who are at that awkward stage between four legs and three. Or between diapers and diapers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50070199614597341812009-02-28T14:05:00.000-05:002009-02-28T14:05:00.000-05:00og, what is this "under 40" of which you speak?og, what is this "under 40" of which you speak?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41235826762725993862009-02-28T09:12:00.000-05:002009-02-28T09:12:00.000-05:00I'm impressed to find anyone under 40 who knows wh...I'm impressed to find anyone under 40 who knows what a Boot is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-9927845460748478012009-02-28T01:22:00.000-05:002009-02-28T01:22:00.000-05:00Ray, you live in an enlightened state. Around thes...Ray, you live in an enlightened state. Around these parts, signs read "Slow Children." We used to take that as a comment, until we realized the teaching profession had understood it as an order.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-69527275807342095082009-02-27T23:11:00.000-05:002009-02-27T23:11:00.000-05:00Always enjoyed the traffic sign, "WATCH FOR CHILDR...Always enjoyed the traffic sign, "WATCH FOR CHILDREN." Sounds like a good deal. Never took them up on it, you don't know what kinda kids you are gonna get for a Timex.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75707239300815225232009-02-27T18:46:00.000-05:002009-02-27T18:46:00.000-05:00What kinda warranty you get on used brats?What kinda warranty you get on used brats?Rio Arribahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00419797863330620382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-27724451513176163432009-02-27T17:35:00.000-05:002009-02-27T17:35:00.000-05:00forgot to include the link for the murder-for-pizz...forgot to include the link for the murder-for-pizza plot...<BR/><BR/>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29413272/<BR/><BR/>whaaata dumbass...<BR/><BR/>jtcthe pawnbrokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16643081755036536592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-38167792185075273242009-02-27T11:45:00.000-05:002009-02-27T11:45:00.000-05:00The kids AND the cocatoo, you say?Not a bad idea--...The kids <B>AND</B> the cocatoo, you say?<BR/><BR/>Not a bad idea-- they're loud, keep you up night, make terrible messes in your houses, and can bite your damn fingers off. And don't even get me started on the bird!<BR/><BR/><I>[Rimshot]</I>Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-10866033120747349192009-02-27T09:07:00.000-05:002009-02-27T09:07:00.000-05:00well, the economy's tough, so the barter system is...well, the economy's tough, so the barter system is kicking in all over.<BR/><BR/>hulk hogan's kid wrecked his sports car a while back putting his buddy, a veteran of irag, into what appears to be a permanent coma. the parents are concerned of course, and have been working on a nice little settlement when the poor boy dies.<BR/><BR/>but a bit of greed took over and the dad decided to hire a hit guy to take out the old lady. money being a bit short, he put down some cash, a post-dated check, and a coupon for a free pizza. now what hit guy worth his canoles wouldn't go for that? but, the whole thing fell apart and now i guess mom will get to keep the whole dead kid prize. no word on who gets the pizza.<BR/><BR/>jtc <BR/><BR/>jtcthe pawnbrokerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16643081755036536592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28886230663502552382009-02-27T08:34:00.000-05:002009-02-27T08:34:00.000-05:00Wow. Umm... yeah. Could the one family not have ...Wow. Umm... yeah. Could the one family not have adopted them?<BR/><BR/>JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45685980579553464922009-02-27T08:21:00.000-05:002009-02-27T08:21:00.000-05:00Selling you own kids is one thing...Is that your b...<I>Selling you own kids is one thing...</I><BR/><BR/>Is that your best Larry The Cable Guy? I had to reread that a couple of times and then move on to get the joke, I guess I'm slow today.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16207808793722026516noreply@blogger.com