tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4430677602567418509..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: It's the most wonderful time of the year...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33504091715851591222010-12-18T01:37:01.069-05:002010-12-18T01:37:01.069-05:00Lester the Cat patiently listened as the mouse de...Lester the Cat patiently listened as the mouse described all that he wished for, for Christmas.<br /><br />Then Lester ate the mouse.<br /><br />Here's hoping you get everything you want for Christmas!Brad K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18378344866487206569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48763622542198668212010-12-15T14:51:30.761-05:002010-12-15T14:51:30.761-05:00Tam you can look up John Valby and the 12 days of ...Tam you can look up John Valby and the 12 days of christmas, Most all of his work is Not Safe for work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-3929975256472393972010-12-15T09:29:26.846-05:002010-12-15T09:29:26.846-05:00Ever since I found this, I haven't been able t...Ever since I found this, I haven't been able to listen to Christmas songs without substituting the lyrics: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Scary_Solstice<br /><br />I'll sometimes just randomly pop into "It's starting to look a lot like Fishmen" without warning. As long as I keep my voice low, it doesn't get me any strange looks, but if someone actually hears the words...Philliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12244142931909670053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31873894280287630602010-12-14T22:11:13.843-05:002010-12-14T22:11:13.843-05:00@Ken Long Live Pogo!@Ken Long Live Pogo!Georgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42548026056575002392010-12-14T20:06:40.709-05:002010-12-14T20:06:40.709-05:00Lest we forget...the original, and still the best ...Lest we forget...the original, and still the best (rest in peace, Walt):<br /><br />"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,<br />Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!<br />Nora's freezin' on the trolley,<br />Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!<br /><br />"Don't we know archaic barrel,<br />Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?<br />Trolley Molly don't love Harold,<br />Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!<br /><br />"Bark us all bow-wows of folly,<br />Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!<br />Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,<br />Willy, folly go through!<br /><br />"Donkey Bonny brays a carol,<br />Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!<br />Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,<br />Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!"Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780425923108876647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-33193600203183485312010-12-14T19:07:44.316-05:002010-12-14T19:07:44.316-05:00I'll take jet engines - turbojets, no less - o...I'll take jet engines - turbojets, no less - over Christmas carols. Then again the idea of a pirate Santa Claus going around pillaging homes for toys has some potential. Something along the lines of the Crimson Permanent Assurance.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64186364745090887552010-12-14T17:10:27.151-05:002010-12-14T17:10:27.151-05:00Chipmunks roasting on a open fire - Bob Rivers: h...Chipmunks roasting on a open fire - Bob Rivers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc<br /><br />Zombie Bells - Machinima.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktwRSEDs_BkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56624853148980045032010-12-14T15:12:37.622-05:002010-12-14T15:12:37.622-05:00Jonathan Coulton, "Christmas Is Interesting.&...Jonathan Coulton, "Christmas Is Interesting." And people say Charlie Brown is depressing ...Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45382374716482500722010-12-14T15:10:08.288-05:002010-12-14T15:10:08.288-05:00We Pastafarians may need to adapt that for a Holid...We Pastafarians may need to adapt that for a Holiday song...Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12141654754595945677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-78458569925839666462010-12-14T14:17:28.126-05:002010-12-14T14:17:28.126-05:00Then there's always the Capitol Steps with the...Then there's always the Capitol Steps with their rendition of "Gun nuts boasting they can open fire..."<br /><br />SteveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-42852780372643699192010-12-14T13:42:53.927-05:002010-12-14T13:42:53.927-05:00Bah! Humbug!Bah! Humbug!Don Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06057058763094040058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43513449948459261402010-12-14T13:38:08.836-05:002010-12-14T13:38:08.836-05:00"God rest ye merry merchants, may you make th..."God rest ye merry merchants, may you make the yuletide pay!Crotalusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21271065810108433122010-12-14T13:24:28.811-05:002010-12-14T13:24:28.811-05:00You might like this little ditty from Tom Smith:
...You might like this little ditty from Tom Smith:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tomsmithonline.com/freestuff/oddio/iT021_192.mp3" rel="nofollow">A Pirate Christmas</a>JeanChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08506460151352291506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4948830116974163572010-12-14T12:37:55.867-05:002010-12-14T12:37:55.867-05:00When my younger brother was around 4 or 5, he used...When my younger brother was around 4 or 5, he used to sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing". Used to crack me up every time.BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60683215652767119862010-12-14T12:06:06.362-05:002010-12-14T12:06:06.362-05:00The one that gets me is "Angels we have heard...The one that gets me is "Angels we have heard on high".<br /><br />After my cousin bought me Grunt: Pigorian Chant from Snouto Domoinko de Silo, all I hear when they sing "Gloria in excelsis Deo" is "Glory in eggshells all day-o"<br /><br />Well worth checking out Tam. Pigorian chant is a true experience.<br /><br />http://www.amazon.com/Grunt-Pigorian-Chant-Snouto-Domoinko/dp/0761105948/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1292346273&sr=8-2Laughingdoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07788824586959334168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-52178258591729374492010-12-14T11:53:12.990-05:002010-12-14T11:53:12.990-05:00Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer?
"Nog,...Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer? <br /><br />"Nog," they told me (Rum rum-rum-rum rum ... ) <br /><br />I could do this all day.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29841282102332740172010-12-14T11:47:37.848-05:002010-12-14T11:47:37.848-05:00Hot sauce dripping from their toes...Hot sauce dripping from their toes...Robert McDonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01849168773343652368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87096819249696902652010-12-14T11:27:06.177-05:002010-12-14T11:27:06.177-05:00As a youth, I heard "Chet's nuts, roastin...As a youth, I heard "Chet's nuts, roasting on an open fire..."<br /><br />Consequently, Andy Williams has always creeped me out..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2850712933885495042010-12-14T11:26:04.163-05:002010-12-14T11:26:04.163-05:00"Chipmunks roasting o'er an open fire...&..."Chipmunks roasting o'er an open fire..."<br /><br />BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Lissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17970856329586708087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23762113103667377022010-12-14T10:10:44.245-05:002010-12-14T10:10:44.245-05:00I like Andy Williams, but only at Christmas.
The ...I like Andy Williams, but only at Christmas.<br /><br />The one I always heard was,<br /><br />"Oh, the weather outside is frightful<br />But the bar is so delightful"Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780425923108876647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-651021376282589002010-12-14T09:59:12.077-05:002010-12-14T09:59:12.077-05:00The weird thing was, I had that song stuck in my h...The weird thing was, I had that song stuck in my head even before I read your new lyrics.bluesunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11995973825892791271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43221484197287916982010-12-14T09:19:22.645-05:002010-12-14T09:19:22.645-05:00Yeah, thanks a lot Tam. Now I've got that insi...Yeah, thanks a lot Tam. Now I've got that insipid song in my head.<br /><br />Just to get back at you, <b>you are the dancin' queen</b>...<br /><br />Heh.Jay Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11085873775096542015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51475099077955220452010-12-14T08:55:17.948-05:002010-12-14T08:55:17.948-05:00Love the lyrics!
Now ... if I can just get Andy W...Love the lyrics! <br />Now ... if I can just get Andy William's voice out of my head ...<br />Thanks ... I think...Boat Guynoreply@blogger.com