tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4682582931953495045..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Because the Air Force has so much free time on its hands...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24119599209548555562007-11-14T00:53:00.000-05:002007-11-14T00:53:00.000-05:00tbeck, I couldn't find an off-net address for you,...tbeck, I couldn't find an off-net address for you, so I gotta say it in front of G-d and everybody: that was The Funny, right there. I spat (your choice of beverage) all over my (your choice of component).<BR/><BR/>Someone near & dear has just committed to a career as an AF officer. Wouldn't it be just my luck...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-25364448893749487522007-11-13T23:20:00.000-05:002007-11-13T23:20:00.000-05:00I'm just delighted that someone else remembers tha...I'm just delighted that someone else remembers that classic piece of TV ...quality programming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29875091681485502002007-11-13T23:11:00.000-05:002007-11-13T23:11:00.000-05:00Well, if anal probes are indicative of alien invas...Well, if anal probes are indicative of alien invasion, I'd recommend they start by investigating the Senate and House who've planted innumerable bugs up myriad asses for at least 70-some years running.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59947978165357652142007-11-13T22:06:00.000-05:002007-11-13T22:06:00.000-05:00anon, you don't understand: USAF flew the nukes do...anon, you don't understand: USAF <I>flew the nukes down</I> and <I>left 'em sitting</I>. I couldn't have done that. Nor could you. Emilio Largo couldn't either. <BR/><BR/>Nobody seemed too satisfied with the job Air Force did with this, back in the swamp gas days. I'm thinking they didn't get a real clear mission statement. This looks like a job for a Senate sub-committee and some IG's. They're more experienced at telling everyone exactly what they want to hear.<BR/><BR/>If all were made clear, Wright-Pat opened as a museum (oops, done that), and greys started dropping the questions at town-Hillary meetings, the whole gang of us would go back to work the next morning explaining how it's a cover-up done with actors and F/X, and they never landed on the moon at all. Sorry, mixed conspiracies.<BR/><BR/>The fault, dear Molder, lies not in our stars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-38876581365410691922007-11-13T20:45:00.000-05:002007-11-13T20:45:00.000-05:00Perhaps they can form an X-Files unit from the AF ...Perhaps they can form an X-Files unit from the AF guys who flew the nukes down and left 'em sitting on the tarmac at Barksdale. ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-53040200954767170872007-11-13T20:32:00.000-05:002007-11-13T20:32:00.000-05:00The Air Force is just hedging its bets. They are ...The Air Force is just hedging its bets. They are looking forward to the day when President Kucinich makes them the only service branch of the United States military...as long as they promise to dedicate their entire budget to finding ET.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29899617753475028152007-11-13T18:37:00.000-05:002007-11-13T18:37:00.000-05:00Mmmmmmm, memories of the breeding pens.Mmmmmmm, memories of the breeding pens.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70023421111270699982007-11-13T17:01:00.000-05:002007-11-13T17:01:00.000-05:00As Mr Pratchett has pointed out, the truth may be ...As Mr Pratchett has pointed out, the truth may be out there, but the lies are in you head.<BR/><BR/>Not that UFOs aren't useful, especially if you are working in the PR department of Lockheed's Skunk Works.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-16823990826813510572007-11-13T16:34:00.000-05:002007-11-13T16:34:00.000-05:00The Air Force encouraged reporting of UFO sighting...The Air Force encouraged reporting of UFO sightings for years because it would help them during budget appropriations.<BR/><BR/>Word verification: wtylisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-78307893863881649892007-11-13T16:13:00.000-05:002007-11-13T16:13:00.000-05:00Tam, one little quibble. Most people in the Air ...Tam, one little quibble. Most people in the Air Force are not trained to go out and break things. In fact, most of them are trained to fix and maintain things.<BR/><BR/>I'm just sayin...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24766772049528930982007-11-13T15:31:00.000-05:002007-11-13T15:31:00.000-05:00The truth is out there.Mr FixitThe truth is out there.<BR/><BR/>Mr FixitMr. Fixithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15504277932727865725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55041989671884618892007-11-13T15:21:00.000-05:002007-11-13T15:21:00.000-05:00Cow asses, farmer asses, it's always the asses...I...Cow asses, farmer asses, it's always the asses...<BR/><BR/>I'm just not a big believer in a race of proctologists from the planet Procton coming here and inspecting asses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-90950471067290366892007-11-13T13:36:00.000-05:002007-11-13T13:36:00.000-05:00Well, I have to say, if a farmer actually got snat...Well, I have to say, if a farmer actually got snatched up and probulated, I'd like to know.The Captainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04380728808430721337noreply@blogger.com