tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post4794471675278994147..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: *hack*cough* We warned you, Fatty.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-37789056849153802742012-06-23T22:03:32.728-04:002012-06-23T22:03:32.728-04:00In other news, not only are fat people about to be...In other news, not only are fat people about to be regulated but they are also a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/11/martin-kessman_n_957663.html" rel="nofollow">protected group</a>.<br /><br />In today's society, everything not forbidden is compulsory and some things can be both.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720409839023747889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75817513982592365312012-06-23T18:13:41.078-04:002012-06-23T18:13:41.078-04:00Follow the logic...
More people in the back of th...Follow the logic...<br /><br />More people in the back of the bus creates a need for more "back" in every bus.<br /><br />Requiring more back in every bus can only result in longer busses.<br /><br />Longer busses have, wait for it, more room -under- them.<br /><br />None Dare Call It ConspiracyMatthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05414687981098467556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-52297916568092329862012-06-23T12:17:36.068-04:002012-06-23T12:17:36.068-04:00+1 on the food police. Are eggs good or bad this y...+1 on the food police. Are eggs good or bad this year? It's changed so many times that I've lost track.tweellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08164718561825615886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71860687473250329762012-06-23T10:09:23.753-04:002012-06-23T10:09:23.753-04:00The worst part about the food police is that every...The worst part about the food police is that every few years they come up with a completely different set of "bad stuff", and the previously "bad stuff" becomes, if not "good stuff", at least "alright stuff". And of course the new "bad stuff" is last years "must-eat it's-so-good-for-you stuff".Library-Gryffonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446982343602702829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-66285592000653618802012-06-23T05:37:39.942-04:002012-06-23T05:37:39.942-04:00...and guns in the home are definitely a safety ha......and guns in the home are definitely a safety hazard. <br />People who own guns should have to pay more for their health insurance. <br />We all know that gun owners are going to end up accidentaly shooting themselves.<br /><br />No one's figured out yet how to tie that in to Global Warming...but it's only a matter of time.MSgt Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00035771485514432736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19697270645546318172012-06-23T05:05:51.919-04:002012-06-23T05:05:51.919-04:00I smoke around half a pack or more of unfiltered c...I smoke around half a pack or more of unfiltered cigs daily, I eat insane ammounts of the most dreaded kinds of fatty foods, I'm a raging alcoholic and...by today's standards I should be a fat slob yet I posses a level of fitness that every pencil necked health nut wishes for but can never attain through conventionally 'healthy' lifestyles.<br /><br />Because apparently as a grown man I don't know how to properly better myself and I need soy and an eliptical machine to do that.dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36213437593918083312012-06-23T00:39:56.720-04:002012-06-23T00:39:56.720-04:00They better just build buses that are nothing but ...They better just build buses that are nothing but rear, then.OrangeNeckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09155086699188282321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-17141176634559295362012-06-22T22:37:36.768-04:002012-06-22T22:37:36.768-04:00"Come sit back here in the back of the bus wi..."Come sit back here in the back of the bus with us smokers."<br /><br />It might be a short bus, but it's my bus, dammit. Smoke'em if you got 'em.mikelaforgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13116638991696774832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62331153725448359112012-06-22T22:05:04.233-04:002012-06-22T22:05:04.233-04:00After the Fast Food Wars, Divemedic.After the Fast Food Wars, Divemedic.Cincinnatushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10424218376882403880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74362611101490126332012-06-22T21:25:45.372-04:002012-06-22T21:25:45.372-04:00Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.Divemedichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14583007051962299381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44699298129270948702012-06-22T20:10:19.911-04:002012-06-22T20:10:19.911-04:00Wasn't Lipidleggin' intended to be far-fet...Wasn't <a href="http://billstclair.com/DoingFreedom/000623/df.0600.fa.lipidleggin.html" rel="nofollow">Lipidleggin'</a> intended to be far-fetched satire?Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04720409839023747889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36599465627931088322012-06-22T19:54:24.552-04:002012-06-22T19:54:24.552-04:00`As a senior member of the House Armed Services Co...`As a senior member of the House Armed Services Committee, I'm concerned that growing numbers of young Americans are “too fat to fight, ...”` <br /> <br />Yes, and we should establish a "President`s Council on Fitness" or some such in response. Oh, wait, that was President Eisenhower, my bad.John Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00801684602403824157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-86531226841866378832012-06-22T19:24:19.928-04:002012-06-22T19:24:19.928-04:00It's nice here at the back of the bus...It's nice here at the back of the bus...Larryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11308171394825291900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-77272614035275752402012-06-22T17:31:36.057-04:002012-06-22T17:31:36.057-04:00Anon 4:54,
"Which is why encouraging people ...Anon 4:54,<br /><br />"<i>Which is why encouraging people to carry is good and right, but having other people try to discourage us from carrying is bad and wrong.....;-)</i>"<br /><br />The day you see me seriously calling for legislation to make carry mandatory, you may pistol whip me to my knees.<br /><br />"Encouraging" != "Legislating"Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55115995549104169722012-06-22T16:54:38.613-04:002012-06-22T16:54:38.613-04:00"Nobody thinks it's a good idea to tell U..."Nobody thinks it's a good idea to tell US what to do. After all, we're already doing it. Everybody thinks it's a good idea to tell THEM what to do, because the poor wretches don't seem to be able to do the right thing on their own (the way WE do.)"<br /><br />Which is why encouraging people to carry is good and right, but having other people try to discourage us from carrying is bad and wrong.....;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-32404710327924520312012-06-22T16:35:10.238-04:002012-06-22T16:35:10.238-04:00every night, a percentage of the population goes t...every night, a percentage of the population goes to bed, in fear and trembling, that someone, somewhere is enjoying themselves, and they cannot put a stop to that.<br /><br />rms/parms/pahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02361919952391778550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40360379181784468222012-06-22T16:20:26.405-04:002012-06-22T16:20:26.405-04:00What percentage of people you know are capable of ...What percentage of people you know are capable of envisioning consequences beyond first effects, unassisted? Single digit percentage, right? So the reactions of the vast majority of short-sighted people as to the mission creep in things like this doesn't surprise me a bit. Besides, this is what state-run schools are trying to produce: a populace unable to think critically, who view government as their friend and protector, and view learning or thinking for themselves as painful at best.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08015544320906146949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19325587399538639872012-06-22T16:20:22.792-04:002012-06-22T16:20:22.792-04:00And lets not forget that "Fatty" will ba...And lets not forget that "Fatty" will basically be redefined down like the drunk driving laws were.<br /><br />Started getting the blatant weavers and "I was too drunk to walk so I drove", which we could all agree was good thing, eased on down to the "legally drunk" crowd which started as pretty damn dangerously drunk and is now so little booze in many places that you might has well not bother drinking at all. ( even though being tired, or talking on your cell is probably more dangerous that the lowest levels of "legal drunkenness")<br /><br /><br />You can see that the fatty's are going to start as the truly obese egg shaped types and within 2 decades be anyone not meeting the ideal BMI to the decimal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-11224594228611203762012-06-22T15:59:27.988-04:002012-06-22T15:59:27.988-04:00Reminds me of a go-round with a friend over Obama&...Reminds me of a go-round with a friend over Obama's "I'm going to change immigration law, screw Congress." He likes it.<br />Me: So when some politician you DON'T like takes a law you DO like and trashes it, I'm going to remind you of this.<br />Him: I'll worry about that then, I like this change.<br />Me: Dammit, 'then' is TOO LATE!<br /><br />No, he doesn't seem to care.Firehandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04562365951182027709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15292043067600230972012-06-22T15:52:10.756-04:002012-06-22T15:52:10.756-04:00They won't be happy til we are all like Jack N...They won't be happy til we are all like Jack Nicholson's character at the end of One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest .cbrjmacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65459104566989463582012-06-22T14:31:18.791-04:002012-06-22T14:31:18.791-04:00Slag DC, NYC and CA- it's our best option.Slag DC, NYC and CA- it's our best option.Ken Ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09422188798012989045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15254486170141302422012-06-22T14:11:03.542-04:002012-06-22T14:11:03.542-04:00Just let Nancy, Harry and the czars do your thinki...Just let Nancy, Harry and the czars do your thinking for you. <br /><br />They are much more capable than we are....KMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44607265081448114302012-06-22T14:10:34.187-04:002012-06-22T14:10:34.187-04:00Strange, I had a thought this morning driving into...Strange, I had a thought this morning driving into work - <br /><br />"I should start laying guilt trips on fat hippies, telling them they are hurting the planet by eating too much."<br /><br />Really, I did.Rustmeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16706110699686013722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71262124444097817102012-06-22T13:12:09.307-04:002012-06-22T13:12:09.307-04:00I had to bite my tongue nearly in half when my nut...I had to bite my tongue nearly in half when my nutrition professor last semester CROWED about her part in getting bake sales banned from local schools.Christina RN LMThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260505524676910667noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-91873859711955238162012-06-22T12:05:29.088-04:002012-06-22T12:05:29.088-04:00docjim505,
"What's TRULY frightening is ...docjim505,<br /><br />"<i>What's TRULY frightening is the large percentage of people who think that having the .gov tell us what to eat, what to drink, what (not) to smoke, etc. is absolutely fine!</i>"<br /><br />Ah, but there's the beauty of it!<br /><br />Nobody thinks it's a good idea to tell US what to do. After all, we're already doing it. Everybody thinks it's a good idea to tell THEM what to do, because the poor wretches seem to be able to do the right thing on their own (the way WE do.)<br /><br />Laws are ALWAYS to make the <i>other guy</i> do right. ;)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.com