tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post6384355862852628648..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Strange dreams...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31788408674832105742010-01-02T16:40:25.108-05:002010-01-02T16:40:25.108-05:00Now if we can get Quentin Tarantino to direct, we&...Now if we can get Quentin Tarantino to direct, we're golden.<br /><br />JimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13969378444606533742009-12-31T23:37:12.834-05:002009-12-31T23:37:12.834-05:00That'll teach the kid to ask for a Lapp dance....That'll teach the kid to ask for a Lapp dance.Fenrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693829962075093381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-34868682326675660242009-12-31T18:10:34.666-05:002009-12-31T18:10:34.666-05:00You have the best dreams. I'm jealous :)You have the best dreams. I'm jealous :)Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-71564471724793465132009-12-31T15:20:46.410-05:002009-12-31T15:20:46.410-05:00LOL! What would Freud say?LOL! What would Freud say?Evyl Robothttp://evylrobot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56546612048581752512009-12-31T12:17:12.330-05:002009-12-31T12:17:12.330-05:00You went to a mall? Honestly, that's the weird...You went to a mall? Honestly, that's the weirdest part of the whole dream to me. I don't think I've been to a mall in about 10 years! Everything is either Amazon or a Big Box store these days, and I haven't been in a mall since I left Joisey, fittingly.<br /><br />PhilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41986649766053374812009-12-31T11:44:09.541-05:002009-12-31T11:44:09.541-05:00Not too far from reality...the presence of Santa d...Not too far from reality...the presence of Santa does have a tendency to empty wallets, though more or less legally.<br /><br />A Happy New Year to Tam, RobertaX, Shootin' Buddy, Brigid and all others in the Land Of Snark!Josephnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85726839794157322572009-12-31T11:39:41.108-05:002009-12-31T11:39:41.108-05:00...And the melt-in your-mouth filet mignon, that s......And the melt-in your-mouth filet mignon, that she does not mention. (Thing was huuuge; I ate my fill and had about a third left. It's a good idea to toss Tam a little beef once a day anyhow; it keeps the local wildlife safe. Safer....) <br /><br />WV: "nuctard." I swear.Roberta Xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956807794520627885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-72021296639623122172009-12-31T11:25:56.215-05:002009-12-31T11:25:56.215-05:00Tam,
1) Stop watching "Bad Santa". If y...Tam,<br />1) Stop watching "Bad Santa". If you want the Billy Bob Thornton fix, stick to "the Badge" . . or maybe Armageddon. At least you didn't relive Gina Davis' "Long Kiss Goodnight".<br /><br />2) Nuts. Peanuts and other nuts can spike dreams. I don't know that the peanut oil in Chinese cooking would be enough, but . . <br /><br />Next time, go to sleep dreaming of abundant, cheap primers and worry free reloading, of gun stances and management that never miss the target, and bicycle tires that make all paths seem downhill.<br /><br />Happy New Year!Brad K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18378344866487206569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81654488809838782682009-12-31T11:17:50.452-05:002009-12-31T11:17:50.452-05:00Drove at about 30 degrees. Old air cooled Bug abou...Drove at about 30 degrees. Old air cooled Bug about the third vehicle on a road covered with 8" of snow and the others were 1970's Ford full sized pickups. Front left wheel in the left rack and right rear in the right track. didn't even need the steering wheel for about 4 miles.Stan in Minnesotanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-9817402967188499832009-12-31T10:44:16.679-05:002009-12-31T10:44:16.679-05:00Took a trip and never left the farm, eh?Took a trip and never left the farm, eh?Heath Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16176723284131320506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36004705130562261972009-12-31T10:13:06.335-05:002009-12-31T10:13:06.335-05:00A double order for me, please.
I'm trapped in...A double order for me, please.<br /><br />I'm trapped in reality.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23278899591688345592009-12-31T09:22:36.045-05:002009-12-31T09:22:36.045-05:00Uhh, waiter? I'll have what she's having....Uhh, waiter? I'll have what she's having.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31395668192646283062009-12-31T09:11:15.163-05:002009-12-31T09:11:15.163-05:00"Blitzen knifed this one kid who kept screami..."Blitzen knifed this one kid who kept screaming."<br /><br />I keep telling people the reindeer are Finnish, but nobody believes me...BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-32693383045708820722009-12-31T09:04:37.993-05:002009-12-31T09:04:37.993-05:00I once drove home, not at 90 degrees, but at about...I once drove home, not at 90 degrees, but at about 10 on average. I was driving my beat-up Buick Roadmaster with my wide summer tires on in a suprise snowstorm. I had so little traction that I needed to point the car somewhat up toward the crown of the road just to avoid slipping down the side. It took a bit over an hour. Worst experience of my life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73610434212197620632009-12-31T08:39:11.318-05:002009-12-31T08:39:11.318-05:00"Shootin' Buddy wandered off, as usual, a..."Shootin' Buddy wandered off, as usual, and was last seen muttering about wanting a soft pretzel and all the mess that stupid fat fuck was making. Honestly, people, do your hands not fit a mop? Is it too much to ask for a blood-free, broke glass-free mall?"<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56511180460687966332009-12-31T08:37:59.024-05:002009-12-31T08:37:59.024-05:00That "sideways driving" may look cool, b...That "sideways driving" may look cool, but it's kinda funny when they try to put the gasoline in the exhaust pipe and wonder why things malf.Standard Mischiefhttp://standardmischief.com/blog/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4935120881133420082009-12-31T08:28:00.079-05:002009-12-31T08:28:00.079-05:00"Blitzen knifed this one kid..."
This i..."Blitzen knifed this one kid..."<br /><br />This is why I never go into the tundra without a spotter with a submachine gun. Those aboriginal reindeer are vicious, man. They are <i>artists</i> with knives.<br /><br />Which is weird, given those sharp pointy antlers on their heads, but hey. Whatever. Don't ever let them get close to you.Joelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03442354270552212335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-38091483826872610942009-12-31T08:26:33.192-05:002009-12-31T08:26:33.192-05:00Ahhhhh that wasn't SANTA Claus
what you saw ...Ahhhhh that wasn't SANTA Claus<br /><br /><br />what you saw there Tam was <b>Obama Claus</b>. Yup, he may look like the real thing, but he is really there to take your money and toys and if a few kids get stabbed in the process, it's all part of the whole 'Change' thing.Mudruckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15873976147224947917noreply@blogger.com