tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post6679471541434783746..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: I hate low-rise jeans because...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73257876556088071262007-04-28T09:59:00.000-04:002007-04-28T09:59:00.000-04:00then don't buy them :Dthen don't buy them :DRopihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17214991557644729165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-86371180521973351782007-04-28T08:11:00.000-04:002007-04-28T08:11:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18823398292193582152007-04-27T23:12:00.000-04:002007-04-27T23:12:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-79234251833943114302007-04-27T22:56:00.000-04:002007-04-27T22:56:00.000-04:00So she doesn't accidentally toast the cat.... :D(j...So she doesn't accidentally toast the cat.... :D<BR/><BR/>(j/k Tam....)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51834441556496903342007-04-27T21:52:00.000-04:002007-04-27T21:52:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-29013663686063347722007-04-27T21:25:00.000-04:002007-04-27T21:25:00.000-04:00The whole point of enjoying a good IPA is the audi...The whole point of enjoying a good IPA is the audible flatulence that soon comes afterward.....why do you think Tam sits outside on the porch? :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-16886263587294138242007-04-27T20:02:00.000-04:002007-04-27T20:02:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-55472170510879841672007-04-27T19:37:00.000-04:002007-04-27T19:37:00.000-04:00"Personally, I hate low-rise jeans because....the ..."Personally, I hate low-rise jeans because....the hair on my lower back keeps growing out and hiding my thong."<BR/><BR/>I braid my back hair. It keeps it out of the way. Thong? Who wants a rectal bisectomy? Commando is the only way to go.<BR/><BR/>Those scientists like to claim that male-pattern baldness is hereditary. That's bull. I've got plenty of hair in my jeans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23296858212541937712007-04-27T18:13:00.000-04:002007-04-27T18:13:00.000-04:00Neonietzsche wrote:"Personally, I hate low-rise je...Neonietzsche wrote:<BR/><BR/>"Personally, I hate low-rise jeans because....the hair on my lower back keeps growing out and hiding my thong."<BR/><BR/>Okay, despite the commenter...<BR/><BR/>...that's funny right there. I don't care who ya are, that's funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-64401605603811953282007-04-27T14:31:00.000-04:002007-04-27T14:31:00.000-04:00Did somebody say Scarlett?!?Low-rise jeans just do...Did somebody say Scarlett?!?<BR/><BR/>Low-rise jeans just don't work if the woman wearing them actually has hips and a butt; since we need the latter, the former should go away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-84315328822408403722007-04-27T13:34:00.000-04:002007-04-27T13:34:00.000-04:00Funny, Himself got into an argument about this els...Funny, Himself got into an argument about this elsewhere just yesterday...<BR/><BR/>Some Guy: The majority of non-$10 mens jeans are lowrise these days. Get with the times. <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: Levi 560 relaxed fit: Room for your gun AND your weapon. <BR/><BR/>Some Guy: Lucky Brand: All the ladies will follow you drooling. <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: Attracting women is a luxury for when the workin' is done. If you've got the energy to worry *that* much about it, you weren't working hard enough, and because of that the women worth worrying about won't be interested in the first place. <BR/><BR/>Some Guy: I sit at a desk all day. if I ever get a job driving a front end loader, I'll wear levi's <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: I sit at a desk to bring a paycheck too. That isn't where the work happens though. <BR/><BR/>Some Guy: *derisive snort* My house was built in 2001 and I'm happy with it and my yard. Don't have much work to do at home either. <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: *shrug* If it weren't for stagnant water, mosquitoes wouldn't breed either. <BR/> <BR/>Other Guy: Mr. LabRat just isn't manly enough to wear lowrise jeans. <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: Last I checked, the notion of "manly" didn't include pants that look like you're too simple to operate a belt as part of the design. <BR/><BR/>Some Guy: Huh? I guess I'm not getting the belt thing. <BR/><BR/>Mr. LabRat: Lowrise jeans always look like the wearer needs to hitch up his pants, and if the pants need hitching up, the wearer probably needs a belt. Only reason I can see to need a belt and not have one is that they're too complicated to operate for some folk, and that I'm explaining this to a low-rise jeans proponent seems to bear out my theory.<BR/><BR/>Personally, I already shop in the mens' section- they're the only ones who tell you what size the pants actually are with no guesswork involved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59002767840366527002007-04-27T11:39:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:39:00.000-04:00PS: Belt loops better not shrink below 1.5", thoug...PS: Belt loops better not shrink below 1.5", though, or I'll mutiny and start buying boy's jeans.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36590077872196224452007-04-27T11:36:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:36:00.000-04:00Considering I'm old enough to be Scarlett's mom, t...Considering I'm old enough to be Scarlett's mom, the description doesn't faze me. ;)<BR/><BR/>Fashions are cyclical. Low-rise hip huggers lasted a decade in the '70s and then faded away. Ms. Johansson's photo tells me that this current trend is hopefully tottering towards the tarpits, too.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-86434146460474931612007-04-27T11:23:00.000-04:002007-04-27T11:23:00.000-04:00Sounds like it's time for mom jeans. C'mon, what'...Sounds like it's time for <A HREF="http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2005/09/fuglett_johanss.html" REL="nofollow">mom jeans</A>. <BR/><BR/>C'mon, what's more important? Fashion or tacticality?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-56626942541130913192007-04-27T10:12:00.000-04:002007-04-27T10:12:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21673667931218690362007-04-27T09:28:00.000-04:002007-04-27T09:28:00.000-04:00I hate low-rise jeans because....they accentuate m...I hate low-rise jeans because....they accentuate my hops holder and make me look like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41691660430962150212007-04-27T08:53:00.000-04:002007-04-27T08:53:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-53966540096396624462007-04-27T08:39:00.000-04:002007-04-27T08:39:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Avalanchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18295125010710856787noreply@blogger.com