tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post706322651712266905..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Blog Stuff: A higher class of redneck...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14180938572532203222007-06-17T21:06:00.000-04:002007-06-17T21:06:00.000-04:00You sat on the porch in Tennessee, after dark, and...You sat on the porch in Tennessee, after dark, and were dressed? Strange idea; sounds oppressively warm.<BR/>Remember, Tam, there's naked and nekkid. If you're naked, according to the late Lewis Grizzard, you don't have any clothes on; if you're nekkid, you don't have any clothes on & you're up to something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-88058683217259618102007-06-17T20:57:00.000-04:002007-06-17T20:57:00.000-04:00If you think thats fun, try going after bats with ...If you think thats fun, try going after bats with a tennis racquet.<BR/><BR/>Now that is big game hunting.<BR/><BR/>MikeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45485969185338878862007-06-17T18:34:00.000-04:002007-06-17T18:34:00.000-04:00Don't believe em.... better living through chemist...Don't believe em.... better living through chemistry is not a bad thing.<BR/><BR/>Just keep the fur-balls out of the house and then fumigate. Use the smoke-fog cans not the aerosol foggers. 3 hours later you have a bug-free and cat-safe abode.Zendo Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00094772654735415974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-89412308589936326822007-06-17T17:03:00.000-04:002007-06-17T17:03:00.000-04:00I think I'll have to bring one home from my next t...I think I'll have to bring one home from my next trip. ;-)T.Stahlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05351094909296928284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-87308452829138560262007-06-17T07:56:00.000-04:002007-06-17T07:56:00.000-04:00The obvious thought that springs to mind is to kee...The obvious thought that springs to mind is to keep score of how many bugs you get. For advanced play, more dangerous bugs get more points. <BR/><BR/>And a Private's privates gets the biggest score of all. So to speak. <BR/><BR/>RossAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-50446623451150082212007-06-17T01:05:00.000-04:002007-06-17T01:05:00.000-04:00You're right. We should lobby for synchronized bug...You're right. We should lobby for synchronized bug zapping to be recognized as an olympic sport. Let me know when and where, and I'll be there for the trials. I'm picturing a Busby Berkeley style extravaganza of chiffon and sizzling bug wings. Nice.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41885678575535059162007-06-17T00:39:00.000-04:002007-06-17T00:39:00.000-04:00I dont know that I could make it a team sport...bu...I dont know that I could make it a team sport...but it seems like it would make a pretty good drinking game!<BR/><BR/>for every bug you get, take a sip of that mojito. When you get a two-fer you gotta take a shot of rum.<BR/><BR/>Youll be blasted in no time! (on second though...this is knoxville. it would be a shame to go into an alcohol induced coma_taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07095443665875468817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-36531327596813117792007-06-16T23:04:00.000-04:002007-06-16T23:04:00.000-04:00I don't know, it can't be nearly as fun as hunting...I don't know, it can't be nearly as fun as hunting yellow jackets with plastic projectiles propelled by pistol primers. You had to hand chamber each round, but the bullets were mostly salvageable, and with only the cost of a primer, dirt cheap too.<BR/><BR/>They do dent up some drywall, but they're mostly safe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57800918604353725772007-06-16T18:48:00.000-04:002007-06-16T18:48:00.000-04:00JPG, is havin' a ball with his. Flies, skeeters, a...JPG, is havin' a ball with his. Flies, skeeters, and errant puppies are not safe when he's wielding the Zapper.HollyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644166795449256850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4295194587030483022007-06-16T18:34:00.000-04:002007-06-16T18:34:00.000-04:00Begin transmission...VFTP command orders received ...Begin transmission...<BR/><BR/>VFTP command orders received loud and clear. Suitable material is on order. Need clarification on making pitcher of mohitos.<BR/><BR/>End of transmission...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76736047820434814642007-06-16T17:06:00.000-04:002007-06-16T17:06:00.000-04:00"...hand-held bug zapper is darn near about as muc..."...hand-held bug zapper is darn near about as much fun as you can have without getting nekkid."<BR/><BR/>Apparently you can have nekkid fun with them, as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5257552839604127352007-06-16T16:23:00.000-04:002007-06-16T16:23:00.000-04:00omg - pdb - SO many levels of wrongness in that vi...omg - pdb - SO many levels of wrongness in that video. For one thing, THEIR bug zapper wasn't the glow-in-the-dark kind. <BR/><BR/>My compliments, Tam. Glad you liked it - I've given so many of those to friends and relatives that I neglected to keep one my ownself. Oh, and I heartily approve of the mojitos. We'll all need to keep stats on battery efficacy with those. I've been wondering how long they'll last.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24001755735143481182007-06-16T15:52:00.000-04:002007-06-16T15:52:00.000-04:00sounds like good clean fun on a friday night. Had...sounds like good clean fun on a friday night. Had a question though, how do you make a pitcher of mojitos?? I mean you personally. the best recipe i've found comes out tasting like glorified mouthwash.... baus44ATgmailDOTcom, if you're so inclined. Thanks! <BR/><BR/>HeathAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70234269170035013922007-06-16T14:31:00.000-04:002007-06-16T14:31:00.000-04:00Please resist the temptation to take the inevitabl...Please resist the temptation to take the <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYN_9i3Gwns" REL="nofollow">inevitable step</A> that always seems to occur with drinking and rednecks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com