tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7230139397469081955..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Un-freaking-believable...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-59313504017636804082012-06-07T11:53:39.188-04:002012-06-07T11:53:39.188-04:00start the squad car, and then start drinking
Yeah...<i>start the squad car, and then start drinking</i><br /><br />Yeah, that was my thought.Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14821066667341028582012-06-06T21:30:21.971-04:002012-06-06T21:30:21.971-04:00^^^Win.^^^Win.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62610184514995181512012-06-06T20:18:35.893-04:002012-06-06T20:18:35.893-04:00"To swerve and neglect.""To swerve and neglect."Gnarly Sheennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-61094176207916628422012-06-06T18:17:37.076-04:002012-06-06T18:17:37.076-04:00Sounds like one of the requirements of joining the...Sounds like one of the requirements of joining the PD there is a high alcohol tolerance.BobGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15405172215849046373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48990292374537682742012-06-06T16:50:27.754-04:002012-06-06T16:50:27.754-04:00You just get your partner, or the homeless guy acr...You just get your partner, or the homeless guy across the street from HQ, to blow for you. Or you start the squad car, and then start drinking. -- LyleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43627069594796155942012-06-06T16:26:15.290-04:002012-06-06T16:26:15.290-04:00Shame them?
Wait, what?...you think you can SHAME ...Shame them?<br />Wait, what?...you think you can SHAME a union!?!!<br />THAT I'd have to see to believe!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21761065259937521592012-06-06T14:30:45.960-04:002012-06-06T14:30:45.960-04:00Teddy Roosevelt made his name and reputation clean...Teddy Roosevelt made his name and reputation cleaning up a corrupt and incompetent NY police department. We seem to be coming around full circle to corruption and incompetence a century later. <br /><br />If your Chief had any balls, he'd install a breath-a-lyzer at each station and make every officer, supervisor and detective blow once when coming on shift and again when clocking out. And F-bomb the union, make them go to court to stop it. Shame them, nothing else seems to work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19520348686183826912012-06-06T12:18:17.174-04:002012-06-06T12:18:17.174-04:00staghounds,
Unfortunately, the FBI has already of...staghounds,<br /><br />Unfortunately, the FBI has already offered their official opinion that the evidence-handling procedures at the IMPD are systemically inept and not specifically malicious. (And if there's anybody who knows about inept evidence-handling, it's the Feds.)Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19509577547570707422012-06-06T12:16:02.952-04:002012-06-06T12:16:02.952-04:00So, just assume every IMPD vehicle is operated by ...So, just assume every IMPD vehicle is operated by a drunk driver. Avoid being on the street with them; pull into parking lots or onto side streets to stay away from them.<br />Always avoid armed drunks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41857484405388082672012-06-06T11:56:10.936-04:002012-06-06T11:56:10.936-04:00I hate it when part of the truth is hidden from th...I hate it when part of the truth is hidden from the fact finders in court. I wonder if the prosecutor will try to get the evidence in on theory that the "screwups" are the result of intentional acts by the defendant through his allies on the police force? <br /><br />"The police and the State, every one of them, are one and indivisible, the actions and knowledge of each is imputed to all" is a common defense due process theory and often gets traction in the appellate courts, most frequently in discovery and evidence handling questions. Sauce for the goose...staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-58610630161460023142012-06-06T11:43:19.397-04:002012-06-06T11:43:19.397-04:00How dare anyone mention that other city that OUR P...How dare anyone mention that other city that OUR Peyton plays for!!!<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15313480344620722192012-06-06T10:43:59.216-04:002012-06-06T10:43:59.216-04:00Let's hope that at least the cops are mean dru...Let's hope that at least the cops are mean drunks...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60231910184774697212012-06-06T10:42:08.074-04:002012-06-06T10:42:08.074-04:00Robin,
That law will be on the books here even af...Robin,<br /><br />That law will be on the books here even after Manning leaves the game altogether. Do not underestimate the reverence in which the average Circle City resident holds Peyton. To become mayor, all he'd need to do is announce his intention to run.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-51494772571075474772012-06-06T10:21:43.476-04:002012-06-06T10:21:43.476-04:00Blaspheming the name of Peyton Manning.
Only if t...<i>Blaspheming the name of Peyton Manning.</i><br /><br />Only if the IMPD was on vacation in Denver.Cincinnatushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10424218376882403880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73698930854825198292012-06-06T10:15:33.932-04:002012-06-06T10:15:33.932-04:00Well, hey! Now they get a second chance, right? ...Well, hey! Now they get a second chance, right? Maybe they won't fuck up the evidence handling on this one.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70664979032396498952012-06-06T10:15:24.849-04:002012-06-06T10:15:24.849-04:00Well Tam ... seein's how *every* time I see &q...Well Tam ... seein's how *every* time I see "IMPD" anywhere (especially on your blog tho) I think "I Must Patrol Drunk"...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76903285227362594172012-06-06T09:54:39.946-04:002012-06-06T09:54:39.946-04:00staghounds,
I was telling Shootin' Buddy that...staghounds,<br /><br />I was telling Shootin' Buddy that I would have paid good money to be a fly on the wall when Prosecutor Curry got word of the evidence screwups, with the outgoing public safety director's involvement as the cherry on the icing of the cake of the whole thing.<br /><br />Curry must have near stroked out on the spot.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-28339961510180282992012-06-06T09:36:19.751-04:002012-06-06T09:36:19.751-04:00So it's drunk-ish.So it's drunk-ish.staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23089290917106108542012-06-06T08:47:19.550-04:002012-06-06T08:47:19.550-04:00Joseph, first breath test was the inadmissible, un...Joseph, first breath test was the inadmissible, uncertified PBT (Portable Breath Test, about the size of a hand held tape recorder). The PBT are not calibrated and get knocked about in the police car.<br /><br />The second one was the certified DataMaster (non-portable about the size of a bread maker).<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-23812422607960194522012-06-06T08:44:17.390-04:002012-06-06T08:44:17.390-04:00Two breath tests? I bet I'd get two if I blew...Two breath tests? I bet I'd get two if I blew over .08 on the first. Then again, I think monkey might fly out my ass someday too.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16207808793722026516noreply@blogger.com