tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7329187640075338401..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: I felt a great disturbance in the 'net...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-26925200561416176912009-08-03T08:32:03.950-04:002009-08-03T08:32:03.950-04:00I got one from Russia from a young widow who's...I got one from Russia from a young widow who's child needs chemo and of course she doesn't have the money and all she needs is a little could I please send just a few dollars? All that's required is my bank account number to ensure that the finds get through . . . Right - you're asking someone with a college e-mail address for money? HAH!<br /> LittleRed1Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-7610359895963365872009-08-02T09:43:20.158-04:002009-08-02T09:43:20.158-04:00They must have fixed it this morning 'cause th...They must have fixed it this morning 'cause there's a check for 25 million waiting for my response according to the email I just got.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-67465208058942354602009-08-01T10:44:45.263-04:002009-08-01T10:44:45.263-04:00What, people with boats, cable, and grappling hook...What, people with boats, cable, and grappling hooks are off the suspect list?<br /><br />Or shovels- that thing has to come ashore someplace.<br /><br />Or even just a clever idea...<br /><br />"Look, villagers! Giant Mamba comes from west, from under the sea, from America!! It is angry maize serpent, has come for his sacrifice! Will eat up all maize in Nigeria! Kill now!"staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-75870398633890834212009-07-31T17:08:54.794-04:002009-07-31T17:08:54.794-04:00Too funny.Too funny.Fuzzy Curmudgeonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03802539927743643041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76155587662256760582009-07-31T15:32:40.300-04:002009-07-31T15:32:40.300-04:00Dere Miss Tammara;
I am Attorney Randolph Ndoba, ...Dere Miss Tammara;<br /><br />I am Attorney Randolph Ndoba, chief Barrister of the Royal Bank of Nigeria.<br /><br />As you may have read, the Internet cable serving Nigeria was damaged, and the Royal Bank of Nigeria was unable to meet its obligations to its customers.<br /><br />Although this problem will soon be corrected, the accumulation of undisbursed funds has created a large windfall of interest payments...staghoundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05976667812875074135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-34446102906553060692009-07-31T15:22:00.511-04:002009-07-31T15:22:00.511-04:00Can you get a spam filter for telex?Can you get a spam filter for telex?nbcnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-41488521492625832582009-07-31T13:41:31.941-04:002009-07-31T13:41:31.941-04:00"The suspect list is a long one, consisting o..."The suspect list is a long one, consisting of everyone who has both an email account and SCUBA certification."<br /><br />FUCK! Well I have an alibi!Weer'd Beardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528978001340070552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-37144324203892046862009-07-31T13:16:54.415-04:002009-07-31T13:16:54.415-04:00I had a somewhat original one last week. Evidently...I had a somewhat original one last week. Evidently, some "American Soldiers" found caches of American money in one of Saddam's old palaces. Now, if only they could find someone stateside to send the money to. They would pay a percentage, straight to you bank account, of course.Themadlemminghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05921762800761829300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8554371277077974532009-07-31T13:10:29.005-04:002009-07-31T13:10:29.005-04:00Tam, in your example you forgot to use the caplock...Tam, in your example you forgot to use the caplocks key for that authentic look....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-60825167551186462302009-07-31T11:13:28.016-04:002009-07-31T11:13:28.016-04:00Ahhh, well. About time I got a rest. I used to hav...Ahhh, well. About time I got a rest. I used to have such fun with these idiots, yanking their chain & stringing them along.<br /><br />I used to have such fun, when I was selling some items on the 'net. I'd get the offers to buy, they'd send me an exorbatent check, with a request to MoneyGram back the rest. NOT! (string along, string along, etc), until I cut them off. I ended up with quite a collection of fake & stolen checks & M.O's.<br /><br />B Woodman<br />IIIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-74675570561561653852009-07-31T11:00:30.452-04:002009-07-31T11:00:30.452-04:00What a delightful visual metaphor! Yes, schadenfre...What a delightful visual metaphor! Yes, schadenfreude; and I see you have a whole category for it, too!<br /><br />ZerCool: yes, it's like Ourbouros, the mythical serpent whose head devoured his tail until there was nothing left.Turk Turonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648721047835980871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-91730351162315327272009-07-31T10:41:46.691-04:002009-07-31T10:41:46.691-04:00Nigerian spammers and scammers, foiled by Nigerian...Nigerian spammers and scammers, foiled by Nigerian copper thieves ... there's some irony here somewhere...ZerCoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08347518441827166007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76947661061761223962009-07-31T10:31:09.426-04:002009-07-31T10:31:09.426-04:00The tubes are leaking??!!The tubes are leaking??!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04050958862486558180noreply@blogger.com