tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post7836863221561071283..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Overheard in the Hallway:Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-63160528237693237392009-11-14T22:37:45.329-05:002009-11-14T22:37:45.329-05:00can't find any contact info (you probably woul...can't find any contact info (you probably would never get anything done if it were easy to contact you) but wanted to throw a book out there in case you missed it: Pride and Prejudice and ZombiesPop N Freshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15061074341964322492009-11-13T23:37:40.334-05:002009-11-13T23:37:40.334-05:00Blast: You'd have to BeDazzle it first.Blast: You'd have to BeDazzle it first.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-14859823616391570912009-11-13T13:54:19.780-05:002009-11-13T13:54:19.780-05:00Can I be the Ayatollah of RocknRolla instead of Lo...Can I be the Ayatollah of RocknRolla instead of Lord of the Wasteland? I'm thinking of an Elvis-type white polyester jumpsuit (with huge collar and spangles, natch). Should go well with the colander.Blast Hardcheesenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-81199501028922581502009-11-13T13:42:46.276-05:002009-11-13T13:42:46.276-05:00Armed Candadian: I dunno, that could give it a goo...Armed Candadian: I dunno, that could give it a good Zombieland vibe. Plus a rifle shot, followed by a "thud-piff" in the dirt by the intruder's feet, would probably be a more impressive sound effect.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-53632376628360980852009-11-13T11:29:58.682-05:002009-11-13T11:29:58.682-05:00You need the metal colander to provide the necessa...You need the metal colander to provide the necessary bass to your voice so "Just walk away..." will sound right rolling across the wasteland.<br /><br />Here's hoping they don't remake The Road Warrior with purple plastic colanders.The Armed Canadianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09187514314023986067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-12836684658055264552009-11-13T11:18:44.854-05:002009-11-13T11:18:44.854-05:00Dang, my colander is plastic. And purple. I think ...Dang, my colander is plastic. And purple. I think I'm hosed. <br /><br />At least I'll have clean lettuce.Joannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10952078709114872197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-13548665094018474202009-11-13T10:15:04.643-05:002009-11-13T10:15:04.643-05:00So, how many layers of colander does it take to ma...So, how many layers of colander does it take to make something more useful as armor than as a blindfold?<br /><br />Also, by your celebrity height theory, does that mean I might NOT be shorter than Dustin Hoffman, Henry Winkler, Tom Cruise, and Elijah Wood?fast richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05947715402204312013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85672058379737824342009-11-13T09:35:54.947-05:002009-11-13T09:35:54.947-05:00I keep telling you that the "Outfit yourself ...I keep telling you that the "Outfit yourself as a Third Wold Dictator" webiste and the "Outfit yourself as a Lord of the Wasteland" website would be money makers!<br /><br />Upload a photo of yourself, click on uniforms from across the world, and sunglasses, don't forget the sunglasses.<br /><br />Shootin' BuddyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com