tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post8073947468711918107..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: The wedding was a formal one; her daddy brought his white shotgun.Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-10600973782788415162007-03-20T01:37:00.000-04:002007-03-20T01:37:00.000-04:00Lumpy Lambert is not someone I would want marrying...Lumpy Lambert is not someone I would want marrying me. He is not honest, not moral, if knox county only knew what I know and other TN residents know about Lambert and ex campaign manager Robin Daniel aka Butler, Simpson, Laing, Mr. Lambert would not be a commissioner right nowmacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176490812564126487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-79024344608378864372007-02-11T20:49:00.000-05:002007-02-11T20:49:00.000-05:00So it's about 1968 and you're teaching 9th grade E...So it's about 1968 and you're teaching 9th grade English in a high school just outside Patterson, NJ, and one of your students, a quiet young lady who was definitely not a troublemaker, asks, "What's a shotgun wedding?" Umm... Yeah, I found a way through it. Her face went red and she kind of slid out of sight, but showed up for class the next day. Wonder what happened to that crew? OldeForceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5393549400494107182007-02-11T17:53:00.000-05:002007-02-11T17:53:00.000-05:00When I was a little kid, two of my brothers had sh...When I was a little kid, two of my brothers had shotgun weddings. I thought it was normal--families meet late at night, drive across state lines, come back and hey presto! you're married, usually followed less than nine months later by a newborn baby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-40846430222942368922007-02-11T11:24:00.000-05:002007-02-11T11:24:00.000-05:00You know DB,our 5th anniversary...and then a coupl...You know DB,our 5th anniversary...and then a couple of months later and...well, we've been talking about going up there anyway, and...help me out here, y'all. We've got a year to talk him into it.HollyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17644166795449256850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-6366212540452307062007-02-11T11:18:00.000-05:002007-02-11T11:18:00.000-05:00Back in the days when I trained retrievers for a l...Back in the days when I trained retrievers for a living, I attended a wedding held at a field trial. The bride and groom wore matching formal wear in Mossy Oak Breakup camo (ever see a camo wedding gown?), and their Hunting Retriever Champion was the ring bearer. Instead of a unity candle, they shot a unity pigeon, and the dog retrieved it. It was beautiful.<BR/><BR/>Talk amongst yourselves, I'm getting a little verklempt here...Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-9965454042989365032007-02-11T10:15:00.000-05:002007-02-11T10:15:00.000-05:00It rather brings a tear to the eye...It rather brings a tear to the eye...phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.com