tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post8190822437885540668..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Statistically Improbable Phrases...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-18318903214558758562013-06-26T12:10:18.494-04:002013-06-26T12:10:18.494-04:00Oh my, thanks for the chuckle, Og.
I loathe havin...Oh my, thanks for the chuckle, Og.<br /><br />I loathe having to go anywhere other than home and unfortunately having to take care of business away from home base happens more and more frequently as I age.<br /><br />I go all the way to the basement floor of my office because it's the only one with a traffic level below Grand Central Station.<br /><br />The problem with it though is it's frequented by some freaks who pass up perfectly good urinals to pee in the commode. Why would any sane man do this? Their aim sucks too.Scott Jnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48991396652579449842013-06-25T13:22:07.964-04:002013-06-25T13:22:07.964-04:00My personal favorite was the subject of a rant I w...My personal favorite was the subject of a rant I wrote in my pre-blogging days: <a href="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=80957" rel="nofollow">Prehensile Rectum.</a>oghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07551049745184408924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-27406160178189325032013-06-25T11:43:32.803-04:002013-06-25T11:43:32.803-04:00Sounds like the beginning of a Tourettes Haiku.
G...Sounds like the beginning of a Tourettes Haiku.<br /><br />GerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-24660444987214741252013-06-25T11:37:12.254-04:002013-06-25T11:37:12.254-04:00Dang, botched that url... Oh well, DuckDuckGo is ...Dang, botched that url... Oh well, DuckDuckGo is your friend.<br /><br />jfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-31934947650585247812013-06-25T11:35:52.427-04:002013-06-25T11:35:52.427-04:00Did you just give away RX's email passphrase? ...Did you just give away RX's email passphrase? <a rel="nofollow">XKCD: Password Strength</a><br /><br />jfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-4402943331015300632013-06-25T11:12:27.284-04:002013-06-25T11:12:27.284-04:00It's good, but it's got a ways to go befor...It's good, but it's got a ways to go before it tops <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak#Charges_of_attempted_kidnapping_at_Orlando_Airport" rel="nofollow">Astronaut Love Triangle</a>.KevinChttp://www.exurbanleague.com/misfiresnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15041528061505792122013-06-25T10:47:38.386-04:002013-06-25T10:47:38.386-04:00Yep, that's a new one for meYep, that's a new one for meJenniferhttp://injennifershead.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-65713861297686636202013-06-25T09:21:28.306-04:002013-06-25T09:21:28.306-04:00Actually, I think I'm sticking with the one we...Actually, I think I'm sticking with the one we came up with this weekend while disassembling my junkyard / barn find Satellite. "Mouse Poop Rodeo".<br /><br />Yeah, I hope I don't turn up with bubonic plague or hantavirus, too.perlhaqrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920117742664645165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-76865440103421567772013-06-25T09:14:02.795-04:002013-06-25T09:14:02.795-04:00At first blush, I thought this said "Jesus pl...At first blush, I thought this said "Jesus plants giraffe".<br /><br />I suppose that's another never before uttered phrase.Josephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16207808793722026516noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-70053710903424897642013-06-25T08:44:55.062-04:002013-06-25T08:44:55.062-04:00I was always partial to "crumb bucket stick w...I was always partial to "crumb bucket stick wagoneer"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com