tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post9111974169197781669..comments2023-11-10T04:17:00.492-05:00Comments on View From The Porch: Puntificating...Tamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-2394861001715720312012-10-22T09:26:24.404-04:002012-10-22T09:26:24.404-04:00OMFG everybody between Jay G @1154 and Justthisguy...OMFG everybody between Jay G @1154 and Justthisguy @ 322 needs to go to a quiet room to practice not punning. I'm trying to enjoy my coffee, people, and the groaning is interfering! Sheesh!Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09800106790176447938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-73295569333422905632012-10-19T03:22:51.989-04:002012-10-19T03:22:51.989-04:00I blush. As somebody who both claims to be a Chris...I blush. As somebody who both claims to be a Christian and is also an Eagle Scout (Do a good turn) I feel right deficient. <br /><br />I did try to entice the neighbor's cat to come over and have me scratch her head around the ears. I pointed out to her that we would both feel better after that, but she just yawned, and decided that she needed to lick her girl parts, which she proceeded to do.<br /><br />I tellya, If you haven't been ignored by a cat, you haven't been seriously and thoroughly ignored.Justthisguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17277333206171756636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-8187865907462042752012-10-18T00:54:54.585-04:002012-10-18T00:54:54.585-04:00Don't fret about it.Don't fret about it.Ednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-85816402281131473892012-10-16T22:51:44.450-04:002012-10-16T22:51:44.450-04:00I'm tuning this thread out.
Freebird!I'm tuning this thread out.<br /><br /><br />Freebird!Temnotahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09121773949362842711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-44013968681769973032012-10-16T19:47:04.469-04:002012-10-16T19:47:04.469-04:00Speaking of, have you seen the bridge?Speaking of, have you seen the bridge?Joe in PNGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-48599795144578691652012-10-16T19:10:12.877-04:002012-10-16T19:10:12.877-04:00"You can tell they're made of wood becaus..."You can tell they're made of wood because you can build a bridge out of them."<br /><br />Can't you not also make bridges out of stone? <br />Does wood sink in water? <br />What also floats in water? <br /><br />A Duck. <br /><br />So, logically if the guitar weighs as much as a duck it's made of wood!<br /><br />And therefore it's a witch!montiethnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-35355317912677629642012-10-16T17:52:01.151-04:002012-10-16T17:52:01.151-04:00Somebody else needs to finger the next one out.
...Somebody else needs to finger the next one out. <br /><br />I don't have the strum-ache for it.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-62531477815537771942012-10-16T17:49:37.803-04:002012-10-16T17:49:37.803-04:00Maybe even get a rhythm going, if that isn't t...Maybe even get a rhythm going, if that isn't too bass (sic) a notion?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-45435593410810034842012-10-16T17:47:44.950-04:002012-10-16T17:47:44.950-04:00We could string this out a while, if it strikes a ...We could string this out a while, if it strikes a chord with others and Tam isn't picky about it. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-63127862255779257312012-10-16T17:45:12.068-04:002012-10-16T17:45:12.068-04:00Anonymous:
Don't fret it.Anonymous:<br /><br />Don't fret it.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-15830871527181745622012-10-16T16:09:21.956-04:002012-10-16T16:09:21.956-04:00Could be worse. Sometimes guitars harbor a hostil...Could be worse. Sometimes guitars harbor a hostility towards other peoples parents. I've heard that My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama.Joe in PNGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-57407663070963452722012-10-16T14:09:46.776-04:002012-10-16T14:09:46.776-04:00I showed it the picture to my Fender guitar, but t...I showed it the picture to my Fender guitar, but that was a mistake. My guitar thinks I crave another. No matter how much I tried to comfort it, still my guitar gently weeps.<br /><br /><br />GerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-21993950348854492432012-10-16T12:26:41.616-04:002012-10-16T12:26:41.616-04:00Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of ston...Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-7499952714774422112012-10-16T12:00:37.724-04:002012-10-16T12:00:37.724-04:00gvi,
I haven't left the house yet to select m...gvi,<br /><br />I haven't left the house yet to select my victim.<br /><br />JayG,<br /><br />I was thinking of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_%28music%29" rel="nofollow">this</a>, but that works, too.Tamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07285540310465422476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-5096014209982795722012-10-16T11:54:15.101-04:002012-10-16T11:54:15.101-04:00The bridge is the part of the guitar that raises t...The bridge is the part of the guitar that raises the strings off the body.<br /><br />It's also the piece that got Gibson guitars raided by the Justice Dept. IIRC...Jay Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11085873775096542015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-19214854403859627172012-10-16T11:45:16.381-04:002012-10-16T11:45:16.381-04:00I missed the pun. Me stupid.I missed the pun. Me stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15907727.post-43390662416433614702012-10-16T11:42:00.229-04:002012-10-16T11:42:00.229-04:00Care to share your random act of kindness?Care to share your random act of kindness?global village idiothttp://www.alpharubicon.comnoreply@blogger.com