Politics: A plane ticket and a pistola.

According to Jeff at Alphecca, the Mexican government has its knickers in a twist about the fact that its criminals sneak into the US, steal guns from innocent Americans, and then return south to shoot up the disarmed citizens of Mexico.

Hey, Vicente, here's an idea: Keep your criminals from coming up here and burgling the houses of our citizens, and you won't have that problem. As an incentive, we'll start giving every Mexican criminal we catch here in the 'States a .38 snubbie and a plane ticket to Mexico City. Have fun!