Thursday, April 06, 2006

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that..."

Via Michael Silence, we learn that the Knoxville Police Department's newest officer, HAL 9000, has reported for duty. He won't be issued a ticket book, however, until his heuristic circuits have been tested and de-bugged.

It's so good to see such efforts being made in the quest for greater ticket revenues traffic safety.
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2 comments:

  1. BobG10:23 AM, April 06, 2006

    At least HAL won't be eating too many doughnuts...

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  2. Anonymous2:07 PM, April 06, 2006

    Hey hey, Tam got a plug in the article!

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