Overheard At Work...

Coworker A: "I have a turntable."
Coworker B: "Now all you need is another one and a microphone, and you'd be Where It's At."


Imaginative Customer: "I was in the First of the First. First Regiment, First Battalion, First Company, First Platoon. Recon."
Coworker C (later): "First of the First of the First of the First? Huh. That's a first!"


I need this shirt...