Tam: "Look, Bob! A carpenter bee. Know how you can tell it's a carpenter bee?"
Bob: "How?"
Tam: "Because its little toolbelt is hanging down and you can see the crack of its ass."
Bob: "How do you know it's not a plumber bee?"
Tam: "Hadn't thought of that..."
Bwahaha...
ReplyDeleteSlow day at work?
My best memories from all the retail jobs I've had are of the conversations with co-workers during the dead times between customers.
Because it's got a claw hammer and a level instead of a pipe wrench, that's how.
ReplyDeletewell, the plumber bee's crack shows even without a toolbelt attached.
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