In case you were wondering...

...where your tax dollars are going.

While you are working today, slaving away to the time clock, every hour on the hour you should hear Mr. Theon Johnson's voice in your head saying “I spent my money just the way I wanted, and I think [fema] should send me some more”.

I'd type more, but I need to hop in the car and go sweat to pay Theon's cable bill.