Friday, June 02, 2006

Word of the Day: How to speak Tamarese.

Sh_t tickets: (shĭt tĭk'-ĕts) n.

1. Toilet paper: "Whoah! Don't go in there yet! We're fresh out of sh_t tickets!"

6 comments:

  1. The other day I heard it referred to for the first time as "moon floss".

    Took me a second.

    Joe

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  2. Heh.

    Around here, it's a "roll of kleenex."

    Tells you something about my shopping habits.

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  3. How about "bungfodd" - short for bunghole fodder?

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  4. It's just goddamnedtoiletpaper, which is the shortened version of "how much goddamnedtoiletpaper did you stuff into the potty, anyways?"

    Yes, life is always interesting with rugrats around... ;)

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  5. This is scary...
    Sh_t Tickets is the term I use.

    Another one - range use, is "Hoppe's No. 9 Picker-Upper."

    Paper Towels? "Confetti"

    Seems a Black Lab stole the roll of paper towels off a club house bench.

    Do you realize how much confetti a dog can create with a new roll of paper towels?
    LOTS!

    The ratio is two rolls of Sh_t tickets to almost full pint of Hoppe's No. 9 spilled onto a table...in case you were wondering...

    sm

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  6. When the first time you hear this phrase is when your boss comes around the corner, saying in a menacing tone "Get some sh_t tickets for the upstairs bathrooms, now!"...you bust out laughing while running to do your..heh.."duty". :p

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