1) Ammunition you keep on hand includes calibers like .22 Remington Jet, .455 Webley Automatic, .405 Winchester, and .577-450 Martini.
2) Someone asks you how many guns you own and you truthfully answer "I don't know."
3) When visiting south Texas and contemplating a daytrip to Mexico, your local guide reminds you to clean any ammunition out of your purse, as possession of just one round there could be a felony. Dumping your purse out reveals the following objects rolling about in the detritus of pens, mascara tubes, and dead batteries at the bottom: a speedloader for your carry revolver, two loose rounds of the same caliber, a sandwich baggie with eight .22 shells, a loose .22 shell, an unidentified antique rimfire cartridge of about .40 caliber that someone must have given you at a gun show once, and a single loose round of 5.7x28 that you have no recollection of ever receiving, especially since you haven't even seen a gun in the caliber yet.
Dead batteries?
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Oh, and a purse?
ReplyDeleteFigured you were more like my spouse and carried a wallet instead.
Ha. You know how you clean out your truck, and fins loose .22 rounds rolling around under the seat?
ReplyDeleteI once found five boxes of same under mine... and I don't hae the faintest memory of buying them -- they weren't even my regular brand.