Saturday, July 22, 2006

zomg! There's a war in Israel!

That must mean Jesus is coming back Real Soon Now.

Just like he did in 1948, 1956, 1967, 1970, 1973, 1982...


In other words, you should probably go 'head and keep saving for little Suzie's college fund.



(H/T to SayUncle.)
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:49 PM, July 22, 2006

    Yeah. I mean, let's face it, when it comes to proof of imminent end-of-the-world, "There shalt be war in the Middle East" is, as prophacy, right up there with "There shall be divorces in Hollywood" and "There shall be long lines at the check out counter when thou art realy, really, in a hurry".

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  2. phlegmfatale9:59 PM, July 22, 2006

    I'm guessing my email inspired this post?

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