Thursday, November 02, 2006

For some reason, this just kicks my gigglebox over...

The other night, we had one of those gems of a customer one must occasionally suffer through in Retailville. When Thing One dropped by the shop later that evening, I tried to describe the guy to him thusly:

Me: "Man, you should have seen this dude. He was an okay guy, I guess, utbay otnay ootay ightbray, if you know what I mean."

Thing One: "Huh?"

Me:

"Igpay Atinlay, othermay uckerfay! Ooday ooyay eakspay itay?"



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5 comments:

  1. Paul1:12 AM, November 02, 2006

    My brain hurts. I was never very good at that stuff.

    nezpksgx!

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  2. Anonymous3:15 AM, November 02, 2006

    Tam, your sense of humor is priceless. Don't ever change.

    Remember...hetay athpay ofyay hetay ighteousray anmay isyay esetbay onyay allyay idessay ybay hetay inequitiesyay ofyay hetay elfishsay andyay hetay yrannytay ofyay evilyay enmay.

    Ay lessedbay isyay ehay whoay inyay hetay amenay ofyay haritycay andyay oodwillgay hepardssay hetay eakway hroughtay hetay alleyvay ofyay arknessday. Orfay ehay isyay rulytay ishay rothersbay eeperkay andyay hetay inderfay ofyay ostlay hildrencay.

    :)

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  3. phlegmfatale4:00 PM, November 02, 2006

    Thanks for the belly-laugh!

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  4. staghounds7:22 AM, November 03, 2006

    aysay atwhay againway!

    I can't WAIT to do this!

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  5. staghounds7:34 AM, November 03, 2006

    And, as payback for the lapsang souchong all over my g5, in case you haven't seen "Shttp://www.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3pASFjDoI4

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