Monday, February 12, 2007

Boomsticks: The rules of firearms safety.

1) ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

2) NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY

3) KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

4) BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT

5) DON'T GET WIRED ON METH, SMOKE A JOINT, AND SHOOT AT SWAMP RATS FROM YOUR BACK PORCH.
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7 comments:

  1. Seamus11:55 AM, February 12, 2007

    For the less mentally-capable:

    1.) Teh gunz 4LW4YZ g0T5 bull1Tz innit.

    2.) Don't shuv 4 G47 @ SUM1 j00 don't want PWNED.

    3.) K33P teh 54F73Y 0n, until you want to cap something.

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  2. Anonymous12:33 PM, February 12, 2007

    Of course this fool was already a felon and should never had a gun in the first place.

    We need more gun control *eyeroll*

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  3. Anonymous12:43 PM, February 12, 2007

    Oh? And where does the Constitution make an exception for those the "authority" has deemed to be bad people?
    It became reckless endangerment the moment he pointed the gun at something he couldn't positively identify. Until that moment, he hadn't done anything (that we know of) that was anyone else's business.

    Tracy

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  4. Anonymous1:09 PM, February 12, 2007

    Snorkeling in February, in Oregon.

    Sounds like fun.

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  5. staghounds2:27 PM, February 12, 2007

    TAM, I know lots of people in Knoxville read you- want to scoop the pulse and the news-sentinel?

    read it here-

    http://staghounds.blogspot.com/2007/02/harvards-new-president-has-knoxville.html

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  6. T.Stahl3:19 PM, February 12, 2007

    See! There IS a reason for maritime spring cups for Glocks!

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  7. 3yellowdogs4:31 PM, February 12, 2007

    Guess the view from his porch wasn't nearly good enough.

    Any sign of snorklers from your portico, Tam?

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