Books. Bikes. Boomsticks. “I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Congratulations! Too bad he couldn't pronounce "Boomstick" properly.
Hey, congrats on the nod!
"Broomsticks?" Heh. I do believe he just called you a witch.
Be fair, it took me awhile to realize I was reading it as B(r)oomsticks as well. TheSev
Blogs, Bikes and Broomsticks, eh?I suddenly have this vision of you stirring a cauldron with a milsurp, wearing a pointy hat and cackling "I'll get you this time my pretty!"Sorry. My mind works that way.
I still like your line "On Friday evening, a gunwriter who was apparently tired of his 42-year career put his word processor in his mouth and pulled the trigger."Much better then the t-shirt line, IMO.
Aside from the Broomsticks gaffe, it was pure coolness.Except I liked your other quote about putting the word processor in his mouth and pulling the trigger much better.(Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?)
I too preferred the word processor comment, but whatever-- Google Knows Tam. Celebrity, baby.
I know Famous Bloggress (that's a word, now) Tam! Yay! Ahh, the soothing rays of reflected slebrity. And another vote for the "Wordprocessor in the mouth" line being way funnier.
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Congratulations! Too bad he couldn't pronounce "Boomstick" properly.
ReplyDeleteHey, congrats on the nod!
ReplyDelete"Broomsticks?" Heh. I do believe he just called you a witch.
ReplyDeleteBe fair, it took me awhile to realize I was reading it as B(r)oomsticks as well.
ReplyDeleteTheSev
Blogs, Bikes and Broomsticks, eh?
ReplyDeleteI suddenly have this vision of you stirring a cauldron with a milsurp, wearing a pointy hat and cackling "I'll get you this time my pretty!"
Sorry. My mind works that way.
I still like your line "On Friday evening, a gunwriter who was apparently tired of his 42-year career put his word processor in his mouth and pulled the trigger."
ReplyDeleteMuch better then the t-shirt line, IMO.
Aside from the Broomsticks gaffe, it was pure coolness.
ReplyDeleteExcept I liked your other quote about putting the word processor in his mouth and pulling the trigger much better.
(Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?)
I too preferred the word processor comment, but whatever-- Google Knows Tam.
ReplyDeleteCelebrity, baby.
I know Famous Bloggress (that's a word, now) Tam! Yay!
ReplyDeleteAhh, the soothing rays of reflected slebrity. And another vote for the "Wordprocessor in the mouth" line being way funnier.