I walked into work yesterday, took off my coat, set down my lunch, and wandered smack into the middle of the most bizarre movie discussion I'd ever heard.
He had a point, though, but it's not just action movies...
Gladiator? Die Hard with togas and lush cinematography.
Jaws? Lethal Weapon on a boat and Gary Busey's part played by a robot fish.
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly is Die Hard, but with a psycho Lee Van Cleef instead of a psycho terrorist.
The Wizard of Oz is Lethal Weapon, with Ray Bolger in Danny Glover's role.
Le Mans: Die Hard in a Porsche 917.
ReplyDeleteHarry Potter (any): Lethal Weapon with magic wands.
Nacho Libre: Lethal Weapon in tights, in Mexico!
This is the best movie game ever.
I'm thinking that Passion of the Christ is One Eyed Jacks - only this time Jesus (Marlon Brando) comes back to try to get the Romans (Karl Malden).
ReplyDeleteBoondock Saints: Die Hard with John McClain and his Brother killing off Russin Mobsters. This IS a fun game.
ReplyDeleteQuest for Fire then, is just Monty Python's Holy Grail without a killer rabbit?
ReplyDeleteTime Bandits is Treasure of the Sierra Madre with midgets?