Friday, May 11, 2007

Catblogging.

There you sit in the
middle of the floor kitty,
blocking my pathway.

19 comments:

  1. There you are walking,
    around uselessly tall human,
    disturbing my nap. . .

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  2. I'm humble in size,
    It's the fulcrum not the lever,
    I take you down, bitch.

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  3. Cat haiku.

    Heh.

    And all this time I thought poetry's nadir was "There was an old man from Nantucket..."

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  4. I lie down in plain
    view that you may worship me.
    I'm benevolent.

    Purr

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  5. Morning shuffle to
    bathroom, tangle of cat in
    feet, curse and meows.

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  6. for now I will yield
    later your laundry will be
    my hairball depot

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  7. Oh, and a haiku has references to nature or seasons. These are mostly Senryus.

    Though any time I tell someone of this fact, I feel like the guy who use to frequent my workplace (used game shop) who learned to speak Japanese for the sole purpose of playing video games not released in the States.

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  8. Spring dawn sunlight patch

    giant, you step wide around me

    the food fills my bowl.

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  9. Scat cat !

    Mike

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  10. Cat, in way.
    Looks like deflated football.
    Cannot resist urge to kick.

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  11. At 1:19 AM, May 12, 2007, Paul said...
    "Oh, and a haiku has references to nature or seasons. These are mostly Senryus."
    Cats ARE nature.

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  12. I curl, purring in
    the chair that smells like your butt.
    Why must you roust me?

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  13. Florescent light glints
    On my ten extended claws.
    Why does mommy yelp?

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  14. BTW, labrat made me spew Vault Zero all over the keyboard, and staghounds wrote, like, a real haiku!

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  15. I'm in ur wayz, blockin ur paff.

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  16. do you have any
    problems with smelly dog shit
    sticking to your fur?

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