I'm betting you'll be seeing several of these this festive winter holiday season. All wrapped, and with a little tag that says, "For: Tam, Queen o' Snark" or somesuch.
When "God Rides A Harley" shirts first showed up, the Vincent fellows affected a hurt look, presuming He must tool about on a Black Shadow, being such a fundamentally decent chap.
The Invisible Friend Immanent was not meant to be just another Palestinian terrorist. I submit he'd be an H&H Custom Drillings man, or BAR at least. Your rate of fire may vary.
Pastor Dobson's boy deity carries a Chauchat. Just sayin.
I'm betting you'll be seeing several of these this festive winter holiday season. All wrapped, and with a little tag that says, "For: Tam, Queen o' Snark" or somesuch.
ReplyDeleteNot only does the son of God have a Kalashnikov, but it appears that's a 40 rounder hangin' out of it :)
ReplyDeleteWhen "God Rides A Harley" shirts first showed up, the Vincent fellows affected a hurt look, presuming He must tool about on a Black Shadow, being such a fundamentally decent chap.
ReplyDeleteThe Invisible Friend Immanent was not meant to be just another Palestinian terrorist. I submit he'd be an H&H Custom Drillings man, or BAR at least. Your rate of fire may vary.
Pastor Dobson's boy deity carries a Chauchat. Just sayin.
Obvious BS. The Son of God would be sporting a Browning.
ReplyDeleteWow. Who woulda thought He would be a leftie?
ReplyDeleteI think it's safe to say that the Lord would shoot whatever he wanted to.
ReplyDelete"The Son of God would be sporting a Browning."
ReplyDeleteHe is; it is in his Milt Sparks Summer Special hidden inside his robe...
That is most blasphemous Tamara. Everyone knows that the Son of God would only use the divinely inspired creations of Saint John Moses of Utah.
ReplyDeleteBeing the Song of god and all, I think Jesus would have the strength to carry an M1919A6 as his personal weapon.
No, he'd carry something with a compensator, or ported barrel.
ReplyDeleteYou know, a holey sidearm.
My Jesus engages from farther away than your Jesus.
ReplyDeleteHe appears to have chosen an RPK instead of a normal AK.
ReplyDeleteHe must like the SAW concept.
Personally, I think he would more likely have a BAR as a long gun.
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