I mean, when the headline states "
Police find ecstasy in Mr. Potato Head", my work here is at least half done. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten a giggle out of the Hasbro toy myself, but whatever floats your boat. In the accompanying photo, Mr. Potato Head sure looked like he was having a good time.
LMAO! I guess that explains why he's got that big grin on his face!
ReplyDeleteThe tipoff was perhaps that Mr. Potatohead was dressed for a rave and had a pacifier on a ribbon around his neck. He's such a dirty little slut, is our spud boy.
ReplyDeleteI was all set to make a joke about Mr. Potatohead leaving me in ecstasy, after I put the ecstasy in him, but ... bleah. ^_^
ReplyDeleteNow Barbie ... there's a drug using slut. After all, Ken's not doing anything for her.
Police find MDMA just doesn't have the same ring to it. Adam, the name used by the psychiatrists who find the drug to be of significant therapeutic value, isn't particularly funny.
ReplyDeleteHaving a cute name is a factor in a drug's illegality. 5-methoxy-N, N-diisopropyltryptamine (5-MeO-DIPT), was ignored by the authorities, but they cracked down hard on Foxy Methoxy.
They've changed the headline now, unfortunately:
ReplyDeleteMr. Potato Head in ecstasy bust
I liked the old one better.
When asked about the arrest, Mrs. Potato Head commented, "Well, he did seem a little amped lately."
ReplyDeleteIt must be the set of bright red, Angelina Jolie-like lips. I thought those always looked, well...odd on what was supposee to be a boy doll.
ReplyDeleteAnd why do all of the accessories come out of his ass? That's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteI wonder exactly what the police were doing with Mr Potato Head in order to find ecstacy using him.
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