Friday, October 12, 2007

Now hold on a minute!

Lawdog notes the actual requirements of the Nobel Peace Prize from old Alfred's will, and goes on to question Gore's suitability, stating (among other things):
While Mr. Gore has done nothing to abolish or reduce any standing army
Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute, there! He did everything he could to reduce at least one standing army between 1/93 and 1/01. Give him a chance again, and I'm sure he could reduce it more!
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6 comments:

  1. LawDog2:13 PM, October 12, 2007

    He did everything he could to reduce at least one standing army between 1/93 and 1/01.

    Alas and alack, during 1993 - 2001 Mr. Gore was merely the spare. Co-Presidents Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton were actully Commander-in-*coughBriefs*cough* Chief of the US military at that time.

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  2. Tam2:18 PM, October 12, 2007

    Oh, I'm sure he got to sit in on the "Let's gut the fascist military" discussions too, although probably nobody passed the bong to ol' Stiff Al.

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  3. BobG2:31 PM, October 12, 2007

    "...although probably nobody passed the bong to ol' Stiff Al."

    He was too busy inventing the Internet.

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  4. Anonymous2:45 PM, October 12, 2007

    The only thing we have to fear is...

    ManBearPig

    I'm serial.

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  5. Anonymous3:01 PM, October 12, 2007

    Slow on the buzzer; see below.

    Moving right along to "promoting...congresses"...

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  6. Les Jones11:30 PM, October 12, 2007

    I have photographic proof that Al Gore handled guns at least twice, if not very competently.

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