I guess the emo kid's memo that they're supposed to deal with him didn't get to the cops, right? Actually, I was just thinking of Britney's oddly wide-set eyes, and Kevin Federline's weaselesque eye conformation, and thought their kids have a chance of having normal eye placement, if everything balances out. Poor little devils. They're doomed. The only chance they have at normality is if some couple with no electricity in Mongolia would adopt them and withhold them from society while their ma reenacts the Dana Plato story.
[Gawd! I woke up on the bitchy side of the bed today, didn't I?]
She's a HUMAN!
ReplyDeleteYou can take the girl out of the trailer park but . . .
ReplyDeleteNow that's just unfair to trailer parks. As if they didn't have enough problems, attracting tornadoes and all. Leave Mobile Home Villages ALONE!...
ReplyDeletePart of me really doesn't care. The other part wants to start a deathpool on Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen Twins.
ReplyDeleteWhich will die first, and by what cause?
On second thought that would mean I'd have to pay attention to them beyond the occasional snark. Bad idea.
Britney who?
ReplyDeleteI guess the emo kid's memo that they're supposed to deal with him didn't get to the cops, right?
ReplyDeleteActually, I was just thinking of Britney's oddly wide-set eyes, and Kevin Federline's weaselesque eye conformation, and thought their kids have a chance of having normal eye placement, if everything balances out. Poor little devils. They're doomed. The only chance they have at normality is if some couple with no electricity in Mongolia would adopt them and withhold them from society while their ma reenacts the Dana Plato story.
[Gawd! I woke up on the bitchy side of the bed today, didn't I?]
mmm..bitch...bed...
ReplyDelete(sorry, had to beat Kevin to it).
The Yahoo news headline read
ReplyDelete"Britney Turns Herself Into Police".
you want your own emo.. you know you do.. i can never make min cut itself http://www.mindistortion.tv/pocketemo/
ReplyDeletelove that pocket emo thingy.
ReplyDelete"Britney Turns Herself Into Police".
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she's not finding ecstasy in a Mr. Potato Head. Although even that wouldn't surprise me, anymore.
The truly horrifying part of all this is that Kevin Federline has been elevated to the role of a responsible parent!