All the Terrorists in Cell Block D: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Haider al-Bahadli: "No, guys, really! It was a good plan!"
All the Terrorists in Cell Block D: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Haider al-Bahadli: "Hey, it wasn't my idea anyway!"
All the Terrorists in Cell Block D: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Haider al-Bahadli: "Look, stop laughing! I didn't want to wear the wedding dress!"
This guy is going to be eighty years old, running a convenience store in Flint, Michigan, and people will walk by and say "That's old Mr. al-Bahadli. They busted him in Baghdad back in '07 and he was wearing a wedding dress."
The other picture is cuter.
ReplyDelete"Klinger, take off that dress!"
Cover your face, whore!
ReplyDelete"So a pig and a goat dress as a bride walk into a bar..."
ReplyDeleteJayne: "I married me a powerful ugly woman"
ReplyDeleteMal: "You are not the man I met a year ago!"
"...and the bartender says, 'You two must be newlyweds.'" ...
ReplyDeleteI think the United States should insist the marriage go forth.
ReplyDeleteO tempe O mores. Had this guy been apprehended by his co-religionists, they'd have knocked a stone wall over on him. After a fair trial, of course.
ReplyDeleteHow far we have come from the RFC toast, "Gentlemen, I give you: our noble foe!" Look to me like the twain have done gone and met.
By Jove, I think we've won!
ReplyDeleteHe really likes to be in that dress:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a5b_1196074853
Don't they make a lovely couple? A standard dodge of the Elizabethan dramatist!
ReplyDeleteRoberta, standard dodge? Hell, that's at least a Polara 500!
ReplyDeleteWhen Allah said 72 virgins, somehow I had something else in mind...
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