Soon the ACLU will demand we investigate and find the responsible parties, most probably white males of European origin. Someone must be made to pay for bending the universe-- it's the only one we've got.
News flash: NASA uncovers galactic hit-and-run, Bush responsible, last seen running away with semi-automatic revolving machine pistol chambered in 7.66 SKK, news at 11 if we all survive the ice caps melting...
Hmmn, looks like I have some recalibrating to do on the singularity-powered railgun I've been working on. It was supposed to vaporize half the solar system, not dent it. I'll show those fools at the University yet! Mwha-hahahahahahahaha!
Soon the ACLU will demand we investigate and find the responsible parties, most probably white males of European origin. Someone must be made to pay for bending the universe-- it's the only one we've got.
ReplyDeleteGot to straighten it out for the children.
ReplyDeleteNews flash: NASA uncovers galactic hit-and-run, Bush responsible, last seen running away with semi-automatic revolving machine pistol chambered in 7.66 SKK, news at 11 if we all survive the ice caps melting...
ReplyDeleteAt the other extreme, consider what the Scotsman asked Scott:
ReplyDelete"What are the possibilities of trade with this place? Could there be coal?"
This explains so much!
ReplyDeleteSorry 'bout that.
ReplyDeleteSee, first I told 4 people to "Get bent!"
Then they told 4 people.
Then they told 4 people.
And so on.
And so on.
And so on....
Hmmn, looks like I have some recalibrating to do on the singularity-powered railgun I've been working on. It was supposed to vaporize half the solar system, not dent it. I'll show those fools at the University yet! Mwha-hahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThe strangest part of all this is, the solar system is bent at exactly the same angle as Bill Clinton's willy!
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