Granting all that, I'd still put The Ninth Gate up against just about anything as Worst. Movie. Evah., and would enter into evidence one Roman Polanski as a director as inept as any I've ever seen (barring Chinatown, which appears to have been a complete fluke). Yes, that includes Rosemary's Crapfest.
I actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.
ReplyDeleteBloodRayne was complete schlock.
Last Ew Bowl movie I saw was... huh. I've never seen one.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll keep it that way.
Granting all that, I'd still put The Ninth Gate up against just about anything as Worst. Movie. Evah., and would enter into evidence one Roman Polanski as a director as inept as any I've ever seen (barring Chinatown, which appears to have been a complete fluke). Yes, that includes Rosemary's Crapfest.
ReplyDeleteI actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.
ReplyDeleteBloodRayne was complete schlock.
I have seen House of The Dead and Alone in the Dark... And Bloodrayne was a friggin' masterpiece by comparison.
How is Uwe's name pronounced anyway? Is it "ooh-wee"?
ReplyDeleteIt'd be "Ooh-veh."
ReplyDeleteTry more like Oy-vey. It works on so many levels...
ReplyDeleteOh, great. Now I'm going to have to go see it.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to wait until Uwe releases Zombie Massacre in 2010
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteI disagree. The worst movie ever is undoubtedly Deep Shock.
ReplyDeleteI had to watch it twice because I couldn't believe just how awful it really was.
Tsk. There's Plan 9 From Outer Space, then there's Straship Troopers, then all the other bad movies.
ReplyDelete...Though Uwe seems to have hit bottom and kept digging.