Derrick Kosch, 25, of Kokomo, IN displayed an amazing lack of gunhandling skills on Tuesday when he blew his own... er, wedding tackle into pink mist during an attempted stickup of a Village Pantry convenience store.
Bet he won't have the balls to try that again!
That was cold. Actually, I read that he only dissected only one of the golden orbs, so you could say that he might have the ball to try it again
ReplyDeleteAnd it's so hard to reassemble pink mist...
ReplyDeleteSure hope the one left has the better gene making capabilities....
I can only imagine the wonderful nickname he'll have in prison....
Hey! Stop laughing!
name in prison??????? RON......Rodger One Nut
ReplyDeleteThen there's the dumbass who shot his kid .
ReplyDeletehttp://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080118/LOCAL18/801180466
One might call him a right nutter, 'cept now he's a left-nutter. What a tool.
ReplyDeleteHoly tool!
ReplyDeleteNow the big shame of this is that they have it on film and only show us a cheap screen shot.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see the look on his face. Gosh knows it hurts bad enough when you have something hit there accidently I really can't fathom how much that shooting one of the berries off would feel.
Love that Instant Karma!
ReplyDeleteI noticed how quickly Carteach worked hard into the conversation...
ReplyDeleteGuess he never heard Rule 3 of safe gun handling.
ReplyDeleteI had the coffee mug to my lips as I read that last line. Timing is everything.
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ReplyDeleteOr rule 2, unless he didn't mind a hole in that part of his anatomy. Maybe it was intentional.......
.... but I doubt it. I'm bettin' he just doesn't have the min. Intel/Wisdom requirements for proficciency in Bang-Fu.
I'm thinking his prison nickname will be "lefty".
ReplyDeleteI think the whole piercing craze has gone entirely too far.
ReplyDeleteMarko - And he even got (powder) tattoos in the process.
ReplyDeleteEven though he doesn't "fully" qualify for Darwin Award consideration, isn't it only charitable to confer "Associate Membership" upon him?
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Oh jesus Christ, the pain. Not from differentiated testicle sympathetic pain, but cheeks are *KILLING* me from laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteThough I note this posts' humour was generated by someone who's never been kicked in the happy sack. If you knew, woman, you wouldn't joke.
Well, he didn't remove himself from the gene pool, but he has removed any contributions to it.
ReplyDeleteOnly 1?
Doesn't matter, after seeing what happened to his brother, the remaining one isn't going to be heard from for awhile.
So he was a sharpshooter?
ReplyDeleteTestes, testes: One, two... no, wait: One...
ReplyDeletewell, I think he could have aimed better, or had hollow points....
ReplyDeleteObviously a cricket player.
ReplyDeleteA little WD-40 and some duct tape and he'll be fine!
ReplyDelete'Mr'(?) Kosch,
ReplyDeleteSo, you're plans for the night get shot full of holes and you decide to what, take your ball and go home? Come on, 'man', grab some sack! 'Man' up! At least you'll have one less ball to juggle in your daily affairs from now on...
Good Lord, I almost fell off the couch.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute! After shooting himself in the nut and leg, he grabbed the loot and ran out of the store. Consider that old saw "no sense, no feeling" proven.
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