Even worse Mendocino - I mean her Mendocino bean-o, she rules the toads of the short forest fer-shur... The product of "art school and why such needs not exist.
"I wonder if it was a self portrait of the maker,its just asking for Pink P****y jokes!"
As opposed to road rash red?
"Gentlemen, please study the demonstration model carefully: your objective is that teeeny bit at the top there. Dammit."
I can assure you, most of us know where it's at...most just don't care. Great way to tell if they're sticking around or you're just something to do for a few weekends. As for the "but, my husband..." amongst you, I'm sure you aren't doing all you used to, either.
"Coming soon to a curbside somewhere California..."
"Couch potato" "Love seat" "Devine Divan" "Swooning Sofa" The possibilities are endless. Now, perhaps a woman could give this, anonymously, to her Ex, wth a card saying, "To the world's biggest pr*ck."
Why pay 600.00 when you can get it for free.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it was a self portrait of the maker,its just asking for Pink P****y jokes!
ReplyDeleteSo so very wrong!!!!!!!!!!
heh - "scuffmarks and stains"
ReplyDeleteIt could find a happy home in the office of a birth-trauma regression therapist.
ReplyDeleteMarin County. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteEven worse Mendocino - I mean her Mendocino bean-o, she rules the toads of the short forest fer-shur...
ReplyDeleteThe product of "art school and why such needs not exist.
"The Pics are...several years old...otherwise in excellent shape... also functional and durable." BWAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence! That would look great in my living room next to my giant phallus fold-out sofa bed.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I want that.
ReplyDeleteIt'll look great next to the cock-shaped coffee table in the shag-carpeted lovenasium upstairs.
Heh..."Scuff marks and stains around the bottom." And how perfect is it that her name is Willow?
ReplyDeleteSo not only can you lose the remote in the cushions, now you might have to fight to get it back?
ReplyDeleteOf course if the fight turns nasty and you wind up sleeping on the couch.........
It would go great with my penis couch!
ReplyDelete-SayUncle
I owe Marko $5 for my new favorite word: "lovenasium".
ReplyDeleteI hope it wasn't to scale from the original...
ReplyDeleteStains? Yeah, my first thought too... *sigh* and only $600.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter wants me to buy it for her.
ReplyDeleteComing soon to a curbside somewhere California...
ReplyDeletePerhaps, like a tattoo gone wrong, it might be modified to be a sea anemone couch? Or some sort of pastry thingie? Perhaps a cupcake, soufflé or a blancmange? Whatever it is, it ain't right.
Now I need a drink.
Sheesh.
Well, at least there can be no excuses that he "can't find" the important part!
ReplyDeleteGentlemen, please study the demonstration model carefully: your objective is that teeeny bit at the top there. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteI am so not signin' this.
"I wonder if it was a self portrait of the maker,its just asking for Pink P****y jokes!"
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to road rash red?
"Gentlemen, please study the demonstration model carefully: your objective is that teeeny bit at the top there. Dammit."
I can assure you, most of us know where it's at...most just don't care. Great way to tell if they're sticking around or you're just something to do for a few weekends. As for the "but, my husband..." amongst you, I'm sure you aren't doing all you used to, either.
"Coming soon to a curbside somewhere California..."
That, by god, was funny. Well done.
"Well, at least there can be no excuses that he "can't find" the important part!"
ReplyDelete*gigglesnort!*
I hurt my tummy laughing. :)
"Now I need a drink."
ReplyDeleteYeah, you and me both.
"I am so not signin' this."
Me neither. If I wasn't so disgusted that someone would do something like this, I'd have just totally let it pass.
"stains".
ReplyDelete*shudder*
Cannot... resist... joke...
ReplyDeleteMatching fur rug sold separately.
"Couch potato"
ReplyDelete"Love seat"
"Devine Divan"
"Swooning Sofa"
The possibilities are endless.
Now, perhaps a woman could give this, anonymously, to her Ex, wth a card saying, "To the world's biggest pr*ck."
Bwahahaha. So utterly wrong. I love it(tickled my funny bone, as lawdog puts it).
ReplyDeleteLooks comfy, but I wouldn't want it in my living room.
I also second the thought that most guys do know where it is, but some just don't care... (I'm not one of those guys).
And I am signing this. ;)
I hear Bill Clinton is looking for new furniture for his office.
ReplyDeleteI'll never understand knowing where and not caring. Do such boys realize just how much power they're giving up?
ReplyDeleteThe truth is, most men, most people, are simply inept in bed.
oa: wanna bet? I'm not inept. And you'll never get the chance to find out.
Still not signing it.
"oa: wanna bet? I'm not inept. And you'll never get the chance to find out."
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell would you possibly think I care?
not only can't I find the sides, there's no way I'm touching bottom.......
ReplyDeleteOh, and technically, that's a vulva couch.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that couch gets the "red river blues" one week every 28 days that keeps you from relaxing in it?
ReplyDeleteI'd bet it hides the remote control the week before too, just out of pure spite.
So ... would it need a giant panty liner if you wanted to store it?
ReplyDeleteYou know what, Tam?
ReplyDeleteI really hesitated for a moment before clicking on "publish your comment". I wasn't sure I wanted to go there...now I'm glad I did!
:)
It would have to have a trapeze mounted above it.
ReplyDeleteOther wise it would clash.
Strangely, it was sateen when first made, and now it's leather...?!?
ReplyDelete[This is why I hate the guy I see while shaving.]